Thursday, December 31, 2009

tanggal 31..bulan 12..

waaaaa....
esok kite da nk celebrate new year...
tp2..
x yah la sebok nk g klcc sume tuh..
maksiat je...
pe kate kite g bukit bintang..
hoi...syaitonnnnnn

haha...
x kesah la mcm mane pun sambutan nye..
asalkan kita tanam azam dlm diri kita utk menjadi bangsa yang berjaye..
(sorry..masih dlm mood semangat malaysia since br pas jumpe mb phg..hehe)

ok..kalo dulu saye da senaraikan brg yg wajib ade sebelum hbs 2009..
see...i plan betol2..last2 hampir sume yg i nk dpt..kecuali laptop..
kegawatan ekonomi..hehe

utk tahun 2010..
ni la brg yg perlu ade..
mari kita singkap satu persatu...ewah...


1. i need lappy puppy...pliss...hehe..

macbook pliss...pliss...plis la...


2. i need a new handphone..
*sume ni slh penyeluk pket jahanam yg patut mati kene langgar lori babi..

xdpt N97, E75 pun jd la..fine..pape jenis je la..


3. i need dekan...pliss...da 14 kali minx da ni...wakaka...xde la...kalo ade rezeki ade la..



4. i need luv...ewah...yg ni kene slow n steady...lame2 phm la die tuh..wakaka

usah ditanye kenape ku pilih gamba ini

5. i need a new fragrance..

wangi sial bau die...seharum kuntuman cinta



ha....yg ni plg aku nk...
I NEED COLLEGE SYAITONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BG JER LA KOLEJ TU PAHAL YG SUSAH SGT...AKU BUKAN NYE PENAH KENE TANGKAP MEMBUNUH PUN KAT UITM TU...
ok fine la...admit it...aku penah la...ter...ter ok...ter bunuh semut dlm air soya aku tuh...tp x kan xdpt kolej...org len pun ade gak yg bunuh semut dpt je kolej...

da la...kalo x dpt kali ni tau la...serangan menteri besar pahang...muahaha..
pssttt...anyway...kalo dpt pun still nk bilik ngan abg ngan kechique...hehe..da bese tido beralaskan lantai...satu sem ok aku tido ats lantai..
ade la gak kdg2 kalo abg blk kl dpt la i katil...muahaha..
tp tilam yg abg bg ngan kain gebor(ha...amek ko) atau comfeter kechique tu amat selese utk ku..
time kase...
gile baek kan diorang nih..

amboi lari topik nmpk..
ha sbg blk...
tlg la bg kolej...at least x yah la aku join ceramah nr nnt...
pliss...
doakan ye kwn2...
muahaha...


wat mase ni tu je yg i nk...
esok mungkin ade mende laen..


ha...lg satu...
i nk PSP GO...
abah...cam best je tgk kat kedai td..
nk2...
nk



hehe...
yg penting...baju ade la perkare wajib..
x perlu disenaraikan..
x senarai pun tu la perkare pertama yg aku cr kalo msk mall..
kire ble untung la kalo aku msk satu2 kedai tuh..

=)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

POST KHAS UTK LINA LIYANA

dis post i wrote it when i realize dat i really love lina liyana...
anyway..maybe im not really know her since kitorang start kwn pun last sem..

tp seriously...
die ni baek sgt...
she really like a neutralizer bile ade pape masalah..
sirius..
baek sgt la...
sumtime cam terpikir gak...
ade jugak org yg baek ala2 drama2 dlm tv tuh..
baek yg melampau..
haha...
tp sirius..
die ni baek..

so bile dpt tau yg die will pursue degree kat shah alam sem dpn..
it was like...
omg...how it will be without her..
selain my close fwens like u guys already know...
i think she is another one..
ok...
admit it...i cry ok time nk tulis ni...
x tau la..
rasenye sbb teringat time die give advice when im down ade satu hari tu..
gile cam sedey like i know her long time b4...
padahal satu sem je yg kitorang really cam borak2, hangout..
she is great...

hope her life will be great kat shah alam...
kitorang kat uitm perak will miss u a lot...
hemmm...br je nk kenal rapat lg ngan lina..
i think tu la kot reason y i gile sedey...
hemm...
xpe...yg jauh x semestinye x ketemu..
yg dekat x semestinye bersatu...
ewah...sempat lg...
hehe

anyway...
dis is my special with 4 u walaupun i rase die x jumpe pun blog ni..
haha...

hope lina epi cam kt uitm perak..
study hard...u go girl..
sgt syg kamu...
i will always miss u...
thanks 4 everything.....
*gonna miss ur laugh la...



anyway...kpd ija gak...
walaupun kite xde la very close but ur lost still mean a lot..
4 sure gonna miss ur voice..
hehe..
n thanks da banyak tlg bg pinjam kete sem lps...
gud luck...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

cinteku pergi lg...

entah kenape nk sgt jln g pavilion pd mlm krismas..
akhirnye...


ye..time kaseh kpd penyeluk saku...
time kaseh banyak...
ko amek phone aku an..
xpe la..
woi..ape yg x pe nye...
maki la..

gampang-babi-bodo-fufimek-syaitondurjana-fucku-matikokenepanahpeter-anak2-ko-sume-jd-pencurik-celake-anak-haram-segalemakhluk-durjana.....sume ko...

fine...
fyi=E66 tu phone yg plg aku syg sepanjang aku ade phone..
n2..tu la hp yg plg mahal penah my bapak kasi..
u just donno how hard to get it coz u just take it from my pocket..
dasar anak x penah diajar..mmg ko la..
mmg celake ko kan..


dat day...aku ngan akk aku..
pastu kitorang cam bincang la..
pe la yg abah i nk marah ni kan...
pastu bile time abah amek je..
jantung pun berdegup kencang...
anyway aku da gitau die sebelum die amek tu...
pastu bile die sampai aku pun bukak la pintu ford ranger tu..
akak i da pandang2 da...
my mom pun ade skali...
i pun msk la pastu dok diam2...


'lambat arini'...kate bpk ku..
aku pun pndang akk ku..
aik...nape x marah...

it should b dis way
'abah da kate da..hang jln lg..taik kucing hang la..'
sepatutnye..

sepanjang jln nk blk umah x de lgsg die tanye psl hp..
thank god...

pastu esok nye...
i pun dok la dpn pintu umah sambil memnadang ke arah langit...
tibe2
hp i jatuh dr langit..
ofkos la x...

'x yah la hang dok menung2 lg..x de phone tu nk dtg blk'

then...sume org dlm umah glk besar...termasuk la i..

rupenye abah x marah just my mom membebel ckit..
anyway x kesah pun..
asalkan x de org mrh..

syg my parent..


anyway kpd yg mencurik tu..
allah je la yg bole bls..
nk doa ko mati eksiden kepale tercabut cam kejam sgt..tp ameen je la...hehe


anyway...
too much thing happen in my house..
dont want to talk bout it la..


janji abah bw gi shopping..
i get new clothes..lots...hehe
n2...
plg suke is my new bag...
really luv it...


wait 4 my lappy lak..
hp hopefully..nk E75...ble?
ameen....


abah baek..
hehe..
mak pun baek..
=)


uitm x baek...
sbb uitm hampir memisahkan dua hati yg sepatutnye bersatu..
ewah...
wakaka..
no comment...
=)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

pabila jari jemari mule menari chacha

ok...
cuti cam da nk abes..
so dpt rase da bahang uitm..
not really uitm...bahang perak tu ha..
panas sgt..ntah hape yg banyak sgt dosa agknye..
paneh bebenor..

xde la nk abes cuti sgt..tp still la cam da nk abes..
hoi syaiton..ko carut apekah

sekejap jln sekejap lari..
sekudap sekudip di pinggir kali..
ewah..gile rhyme beb..

seriously..
post ni x worth it lgsg utk dibace..
sekadar nk tulis..
so lantak la...
bia la jari2 ini trus menekan ke dada2 keyboard..amboi gile lucah..

kembali kpd kesah bhg tg..
perak tu paneh yob..
paneh bebenor..
kiranye..kalo kome ltk la tlor aym ats kepale ni..
bole masak la..
phone aku ni pun bile ntah nk charge..
da berkerdip2 da bateri die..
da la xsempat mkn nasi lemak pg td..
pastu stesyen minyak td jual minyak x nk bg diskaun..

da la..
aku sebnanye nk shopping tp air pulak xde..
da la bantal kat umah ni warne kuning..
mule la rase nk lukis perspektif..
anybody?
jom kite g tasek putri..
bole gak la mkn eskrem..

=)

Friday, December 18, 2009

bile jarijemari mule menyusun tari..ewah

when u write it doesnt mean dat u really want to write..
but when u dont write it doesnt mean dat u dont want 2.


jadi...anda rase adakah sy hendak menulis kini...
hemm..
nk2...banyak sgt nk ckp..
pastu bile da pandang keyboard...
stuck..
*sambil bukak lg stacie orrico...

pastu mule la tutup blog semule..'pastu sign in blk..
gile cacat..
ko nk tulis ke x..
ok..sy nk tulis la...



hemmmmmm....'
xde pape nk ckp..
ha....
ade2..


SY X AMEK FAST TRACK TU SBB SY RASE MENDE TU X BEST...
kpd yg amek bgs la..
..


n2..kpd yg x amek...
HA...YG NI LG BGS....
bole kwn ngan saye...


sebenanye kan...'
sy nk jugak amek mende tu...tp sy rase cam x best...

hehe...
diploma is wonderful
degree is meaningful...

hemmm..
sy suke wonderful sbb rase cam alice di alam fantasi...

lgpun kan...
sy rase kalo sy apply degree tu..sy just fast foward my life..
sy nk jalan hidup yg sgt cool n steady..
x nk cpt x nk lambt..


sbb sy betol2 nk menikmati hidup ni..
when life geting too fast sy takut nnt sy menyesal sbb x dpt nikmati hidup ini..

hidup sgt berharge...
laluinye dgn kegembiraan..


*kalo kat lebuhraye sape yg suke fast2 ni kene thn nnt ngan polis....
hehehe

Thursday, December 17, 2009

JIKA itu IF

if i were in Friends..
ill be ross..
am i?

if i were in wizard of waverly place
ill be justin russo
i will solve every probs..

if i were in hannah montana..
i like 2 b hannah
who can live in both world happily..

if i were in the suit life of zack n cody
ill be cody
a boy who know everyting

if i were in jonas the series..
ill be joe lucas..
hehe

if i were in spongebob squarepant
ill be spongebob..
naive

if i were in phineas n ferb
ill be phineas
who always try everything

if i want to have a gf..
she will be like alex russo..
hehe



alangkah indahnye donia ini..


heh

Monday, December 14, 2009

x rindu ko langsung...

sy suke lirik ini.



It doesn't hurt
But when I think of you
And all the things we'll
Never get to do
I don't dream at night about the way we were
I tore out the pictures, cross out all the words

Don't be fooled by all my tears,
Cause everything is fine
And you can pick up all the pieces
That you left behind

Cause I never think about you
I'm better off without you
I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you at all
You don't spin around in my head
It's like you never existed
And I hope you don't call
I don't miss you at all
And I'm not trying to fight it
No, I'm not trying to fight it
So you can cross my name right
off the wall
I don't miss you at all

I go out seven nights a week
It feels so good to finally be free
And I party like I never did before
Oh, what in the world was I waiting for?
Everything is perfect now
Without you in my life
You could pick up all the pieces
that you left behind

(Chorus)
Cause I never think about you
I'm better off without you
I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you at all
You don't spin around in my head
It's like you never existed
And I hope you don't call
I don't miss you at all
And I'm not trying to fight it
No, I'm not trying to fight it
So you can cross my name right
off the wall
I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you at all

I'll just tell myself
Girl forget the past
No time for regrets
No more looking back
I'll forgive you more
Every single day
Every step I take
Is getting better

Cause I never think about you
I'm better off without you
I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you at all
You don't spin around in my head
It's like you never existed
And I hope you don't call
I don't miss you at all
And I'm not trying to fight it
No, I'm not trying to fight it
So you can cross my name right
off the wall
I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you
I don't miss you

Friday, December 11, 2009

=)

ok..
firstly..when u guys read dis..
maybe some of u will think dat...
'ala..sng la die ckp..die lps sume..'
'hek ela poyo gile..mntg2 la ko nye ok'

yes...
betol...maybe kalo i punye ade yg x lps...maybe i cant write like dis..
maybe i depressed..maybe i cry...lots...maybe i blaming everybody..even...maybe i put the blame on god..seriously...
but..
still i want to post dis..
bcoz..
i think it is true..

ok..
i admit dat my rsult is not good enough..not good at all
but..u know wut..
u will feel better once u think dat..
'juni...ko punye ok la..u should b thankfull..ramai lg yg dpt lg trok..diorang maybe akn bersyukur gile kalo dpt result yg ko dpt'

seriously...
after tgk result tu..
i rase down gile..
but 4 a moment..
i think it is enough 4 me..
i deserve it..

after a while i start pikir yg allah x penah kedekut...
never..
die bg sesuatu yg sgt cukup utk kite...
sgt cukup..

then i call one of my besties...
dr situ..juni cam realize one thing..

tuhan da bg sgt banyak da utk juni dis sem..
sgt banyak..
i hv a very very very good person beside me 24/7(the one dat i called)...
most of wut i wish last sem sume dpt..
pastu..really have fun dis sem..
even..doa utk event mereke pun rasenye allah makbulkan..
pastu doa 4 my sis to find a right person pun almost dpt..
pastu doa agr my team..my best fwens 4ever...x pecah pun rasenye dpt..
pastu rezeki mkn minum yg cukup..


ishh...banyak la..
rasenye sume dpt..
xkan la sbb dis result i tetibe nk rase tuhan tu x adel..
x kan..
die sgt adel..
when i have too much...at least He must take some of it..
lots of laugh n fun...He also must gv me sumthing sad...
so i think Allah x penah x adel..
sgt adel...
when i feel lonely..He never forget bout me..
by dat moment..
i rase cam..wat pe aku nk pikir pasal sumthing yg x penah pikir psl aku..
nape aku x pikir psl sumthing yg x penah lupe..ckit pun..pasal aku..
see...

dan oleh kerana itula..
i x rase sgt down...
ok tipu la..kalo i ckp i x down...
tp..i think i deserve it..
even 4 me..
ni pun da lebey dr wut i ve xpected..

just nye...
i cam regret ngan myself..
y at da first place ill never realise it..
sorry tuhan...kdg2 i lupe ttg sume ni..
muhammad juni haikal...jgn lupe da ye..

n2..
sumtime kite rs kite bersalah ngan parent sbb x dpt ape yg diorang nk..
but..
kite pun x le nk slhkan mereke..
sbb mmg lumrah nye sume mk bpk nk ank die succeed.
tp..i rase..xde parent yg akn benci ank die kalo die x dpt ape yg diorang harapkan..
maybe ade sedikit kecewe..tp..sumthing yg parent should know is..maybe blom time nye we(ank2) make them proud..
but ape yg i percaye..
akan ade satu ms nnt..diorang akn sgt bangge ngan kite..
mase tu akn dtg..
tp bukan skang maybe..

actually..
sume nye bergantung kpd rezeki..
kalo ade...make ade la..


ditulis tgn oleh...
muhammad juni haikal bin adnan

Friday, December 4, 2009

MOVE ON

new skin, new me, new life

i need 2 move on..
now u wont see the other side of me
coz u just see me..
the true me

just a little bit longer..
n ill be fine...


anyway..
2 my lovely fwens who always there 4 me..
izzati,amirah,afizan,muadzin,diyana,adiza n my very,very,very closest people on earth acap n my sweet little angle anith syafinas..
thank 4 everything..if i could gv the whole things u guys want i will..
n my promis is..i will always luv u guys..

'In my friend, I find a second self.'


dis is me(jgn ganggu kalo die tgh tension..hehe)

mira n diza...(cantek tudung, besar bunge..haha..sengaje..)


ajim, ijat dan fizan..(tgk tudung fizan..hehe)

ijat, hantu gile, dee...(alolo..comey nye ijat ngan dee..muahaha)

acap n me..(see i ble rase kite jd best fwen since part 1 lg..hehe)

sweety little finas..(gamba first u bg kat i..haha)



kenape ltk gamba part 1..
sbb korang comel..wakaka

nk2 yg make up 2..
haha

Thursday, December 3, 2009

i dont hv the strenght

y life never b like wut we r xpected..



i just want to go far from here..
the place where no body was..

Monday, November 30, 2009

im not good, im nothing...

sumtimes life get so dull,
u felt like no one by urside
n sumtime when the happiness come,
u still not satisfied.

people
never appreciate sumthing till them lost it..

kdg2 penah jugak aku pikir yg nape aku kene trime lots of dugaan
ramai org kat lua tu happy je
pastu aku mule slh kan pd takdir
ye aku trok

lastly,
bile aku pikir..
sume yg berlaku x penah xde sbbnye

day by day i learned 2 b strong
i learned to appreciate people around me
i learned to help people around me

sume ni aku wat sbb i want to b happy
when i realized people around me happy
by dat time..i felt happy
thanx god

aku cube jd hamba yg terbaek..
i really need u to guide me
n i need u to help people around me..

coz i believed sumday
i will find my true happiness..
same goes to my lovely family n fwens..

never regret anything happen to u
coz once u regret u r far from the almighty
believe dat u will getting near to the almighty
hanye dgn percaye..everything kan happen


sincerely..juni haikal adnan

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

kpd acap...hehe

i have dis one friend

he is jerk, annoyed, liar, pukimak, shit, fuck off..
sume la..
fine i tipu..

he is nice
caring
funny
always make me angry
always there 4 me
never lie to me(as far as i know)
selalu wat lwk
teach me how to overcome my teacherish probs..see my grammar mira..wakaka
gile
emmmmmmmmm

i donno wut word can describe him coz he really make me happy even in a hard time
really thanq to god coz send me another 1 besties in my life..
b4 dis 8..now 9
thanq god..

wut i can say is, i really care bout him in any matter..
i just want to say here..u deserve a better satu..
believe me..u will find ur true luv who can take care of u, always there 4 u, n who u can spend the rest of ur life wif..
believe me..
i always pray 4 ur happiness..

sayang kamu~!
acap lancap..wakaka...since u called me juni onani kan..wakaka

sincerely..ewah...wakaka

Saturday, November 21, 2009

fine n fuck u

blog ku bukan blog mu..
hrrrrrrr....

so..pe ko pedulik mende yg aku nk tulis..
ade pulak aku nk kisah ko wujud ke x dlm hidup aku..
sile pegi mampos..

bosan sial hidup cani..
ko ni pun satu kan(memarahi diri sendiri)..
pe pyh sgt nk suke org laen..
banyak lg pompuan dlm dunie ni..
"masalahnye bukan sume nye aku suke"desis hatiku..
ewah..

hehe..
ntah..
gi mampos la..
hidup cani lg best..
g mane2 org x marah, kua ngan sesape pun org x kisah..
tp still ade makhluk kat lua ni x ble nmpk org epi..
ade je mende yg nk dicaruti..
lantak la..

sumtime rase cam..
eeeiiiiii...gile cam bodo org yg couple2 ni..
pe yg i rase la..
k first..
couple ni..6 taun katenye..
last2 break gak..
cam bodo kan..
pe kate kalo dlm 6 taun tu x abes kn wang utk sesuatu yg x pasti..
perhhhh..gile banyak duet da dpt kumpul..

ntah..
penah dgr x org ckp cani
"kite x le hidop sensorang..sti kene ade org yg kite cintai disisi.."
fuck u..
gi mampos..
lg menyusahkan hidup ade..

as long as ko ade family n fwens yg sgt sejati..
i dont think luv is a must..
believe me..
hehe..

kpd yg sdg bercinte truskan..
x slhpun..
i just regret wif myself..
tu yg tertulisnye post ni..
x slh pun nk couple..

tp 4 me..
dis time round..
love is strictly prohibited.
yea..

tp kenkadang tu rase la gak sepi nye..
ewah..
ye la kan..
when all people around u have their own luv..
rase la gak cam..
eiii...gile loser aku ni..
hidup sensorang..
kedit phone x grak..
eeiii..loser la..

nape i cant have sumbody yg betol2 i can lean on..
fine la..maksod aku cm couple la..
bile pikir2 blk..
i know y..
sbb aku ni kalo ade org yg aku syg..
mmg 4 sure la kwn2 aku yg ade skang sume aku tolak tepi..
mmg x pikir sgt la..
sebok pasal gf..
geli...

n kerane itu jugak la aku rase aku x pyh nk ade gf..
btol x..
sbb..
sy da ade mereke..
mereke yg lebey penting dr couple..
sy ade finas.acap.fizan.ijat.dza.mira.dee.azim.
diorang pun da cukup..
if satu mase nnt i have gf pun..
maybe 14 taun lg kot..hehe..
diorang still the priority..
coz..they know me both side of my life..

kpd u yg bc ni..
ko bole mampos ngan hidop ko..
jgn nk sebok amek tau pasal aku sbb ko ngan sume mende pasal ko bole mampos..

marah betol..
wuteva la..
kpd yg couple di lua sane..
truskan..
tp make sure anda tau ape yg lebey utama..
couple blom tentu selamanye..
tp kwn sampai mati..
=)

sy syg kwn sy

Monday, November 16, 2009

masalah jiwa

wahhhh
it has been a long time since last i wrote here...
nvm..
it is all bcoz lots of thing happened to me lately..
n i think everything solved already..
i think la..
nk komen2 lebey2 x brani..
nnt i jd target lg sem dpn..
opss..statement..
ewah..
sj je..

actually post ni nk cite ape..
hemm..
x de pape sgt kot..
just nk ckp..the other side of me still alive..
hehe..

skang ni msh dlm mood bersedeh hati...
ye..kenape ye..
rasenye cuti sem..
ntah..
rindu bgt sih ngan rakan ber9 yg laen..
nk2 si acap tu la kan..
sob2..
ye la..kemane2 pun bersame..
da la terlepas flight..
terpaksela die ikut i blk ktn dr lcct ye..
haha..
sian die kan..


pastu rindu gile la suasana mkn kat uptown tu ber9
kat umah...
mkn sorang la sy ye..
hehe..


ok..how to overcome dis probs..
i mls la nk rindu2 ni...
haha..
actually rindu2 ni x de ubt..
ubt die..
ko g jumpe makhluk ber9 ni pastu problem solved..
settle..


da la..
mls nk taip..penat kuku

toodles...(wat sorang x best....waaaaaaaa)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

enough

stupid is me..
bring me out from dis..
im stupid..
thank u..

Saturday, September 26, 2009

100



wahh!!arye lg ke?
bukan
abes ape..
laa...mak x ckp pun arini anniversary mak n abh
'anniversary kepale lutut kau.'
ye..kecipap kene kepala lutut..begitu sje ye..

abes ape ni sume..
i x phm..
abes tu yg ko upload apesal..
betol jugak..nape ye..

ye..
dgn ini..
genap la post yg ke 100 dr sy..
wa..
*clap2...

time kaseh ays sokongan sume..
mak abah di kpg..
sudah juni..
back to the topic..

ok..since dis is my 100 episodes..ewah..
haha..
just nk mengimbau ape yg tlh berlaku sepanjang 100 episod i ni..
banyak ye..since i start berblog ni..
lebey setaun jugak la..

*boo..gile mls..setaun baru ade 100..
at least i wat la jugak..
dr yg wat pastu post nye sesikit embun pagi..

sudah..
mari kite mengimbau..
*cingcingcing..kua awan2 cinta kat kepale..

sepanjang berblog ni banyak i lalui..

antaranye..
dr budak belasan taun yg sibuk nk jd doktor..skang..ye...interior designer..sgt tersasar ye kwn..

dr budak hingusan yg x tau sepatah haram bahase2 org dewase ni(lusya)..kini semakin mahir ye..time kaseh kpd sifu yg banyak membantu...*tetibe muke dee kua kan..

dr samsung-L7-K810-V3-G900-E66..masyaallah

dr comey sehinggala sebegini ensem..i x ckp..kwn i yg ckp..time kaseh tasya ye..heh

dr gigi-bersepah-haram-mcm-cerucuk-satay sehinggala sebegini straight..blum lg la..hampir..cett

yg ni sedeh ckit la..
dr bersame kini kembali bujang ye..waaaaa......fine..x kisah..i da nk ade yg baru..ewahh..x sure lg la ye..wakaka..tlg la paham ye pompuan..wakaka

dr 8 da 9...ewah..wakaka...

kakak i pulak dr single da bukan maen lg skang rancaknye(nada kene betul ye)..

dr dekan da x dekan...ewah..yg ni utk org len la..wakaka..xde la..gurau..its ok..ape la sgt dekan tu..janji have fun..betol x..

dr 68 da jd 59..ewah...kg ye..wakaka

dr x reti lukis...skang bole la ckit2..

banyak lg sebenanye..
tp ade jugak yg x berubah..

antaranye..

rase syg kat family i..

rase syg kt kwn rapat i time sekola-skoli dulu..wahh..ade pulak word ni ha..

rase syg i kat teman ber8 yg da ber9 skang..x berubah lgsg..ewah..

rase syg kat ex dulu...ewah..x lgsg..gudbye je la ye..minx maap..minx2 la ko bc..wakaka..

banyak lg..tp x ingat..
tp since dis is my 100 kan..so i buat la sedikit kenduri kesyukuran..jemput la dtg ke blog i ni..
nnt korang bc doa sendiri..
bw makanan sendiri dpn lappy or pc or wutever..
pastu pakai la menutup aurat..
senang..
save budget..kan2..
esok ye..
hehe

time kaseh ats sokongan anda..
trime kaseh jugak kpd mangse2 kutukan yg banyak memberi sy idea utk menulis blog ini..
antarenye..fuck gate..haha..yg ni nm die mmg melekat la..ok la..maksod die pak guard ye..haha
time kaseh..sape rase nm nk msk blog i..cr la pasal ngan i..
mmg satu dunie tau pasal anda..


k la..
tahniah muhammad juni haikal adnan ats kejayaan ini..

Friday, September 25, 2009

kedai runcit aunty foo...

'aunty bape harge makanan kucin ni?'

'9 linggit'

'jap...'(sambil menyeluk poket belakang..


FU*K...
syial..x bw wallet..

gile malu..


'aunty..soli aa...sy balik dulu..sakit pelut tiba2'

'abes makanan kucin ni mau bg kucin aunty ka?'
*amboi aunty ni..da pandai loya buruk

'haah aunty..simpan la utk kucin aunty'


(ku bergerak sambil tgn ltk diperut..konon2..)


ye..peristiwa ni sgt bongok ye..
i x tau la ape yg i pikir sampai ble lupe bw beg duet..
seb bek idea mencurah di ldg gandum..tu yg kua insiden nk terberryberry flemery kenery tu..

*tibe2 i rindu org call i pukul 8 pg tanye da bgn ke belum...pastu i jwb da..da kat roundabout..tp..wat roundabout ade la ats bantal tu ha..


boring syial...
*sambil buka tab baru kenkonon nk cr pasal restaurant la..kenkonon...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

nazam berkasih..silap..nazam lebaran

di hari raye..
terkenang daku kpd tuuutttttt tuutttttt..
ewah...
masalah angau semakin melanda diri ini..
slh sape?
salah die..
sape suh comey sgt..
ewah..
enough!!!!..
i da malu2 babi campur anjing tan siou meng da ni...

pg raye td i dikejutkan oleh satu suare yg sgt annoying ye kwn2..
sgt
i mean SGT!!!!
x tau la sape yg bakal jd laki die ni..
oppss...ade yg terase..
i x maksodkan sesape..
termasukla abg senior i tu..
eh..ape ni juni...
ok stop..

just nk mention sgt annoying ye..
so i pun bgn la dgn muke yg sgt horrible kerana mlm nye i sebuk membalas msg disane sini..
bukan slh i kalo ade yg x terbals..just be consider la ye kwn2..
kdg2 i penat..mklum la..dunia artis ni x seindah yg dibayangkan..
EWAh!!!..
haha


anyway anyhow..selamat ari raye..


ok continue..
so spt bese..
kali ni i lambt bangun lg..
sembayang raye kol 9 i bgn 8.50...
mmg terbaek la kan..
lalu...dgn kepantasan i berlari menuju ke bilik air yg separa terbuka lalu tanap segan silu ku membuka...opss...sampai situ sj..

sambung stlah selesai ku bergedag menggosok bj
dan siap pd 8.58..
pe lg..
kete bapaku dipecut laju..
akhirnye..
SEMPAT!!!

at least i dpt semayang raye taun ni since da 3 taun x gi..
hehe..
bukan slh sy..takdir telah menentukan segalanye..
heheh


kalo diikutkan hati nk je kaki ini pegu umah ke umah memohon ampun dan wang..
wahh..
hehe..yp since usia hampir menjangkau 17 taun..
so i mls la kan..


nk memtiom here..
i miss my sbpitian..
nk mention mmg x dpt la kan..since korang cm ramai sgt..
tp yg baek ngan aku ade la dlm 3,4 ketul..
but its ok then..
wah..gile touching di pg lebaran..

kpd uitmian(gile busuk name ni syial)..
ni pun same..
since ade la dlm 9 ketul je yg betol2 rapat ngan i..
wah..nape 9..hemm..
mate mule kenyit2..*wink wink...
miss u..padahal br la 4 hari x ketemu..
sebelum ni raseny dr buka mate sehinggal pejam mate..
muke kamu shj yg bertahta di hati..
jap2..
i rase 10 la..since yg bertahta di hati i tu x dimasukkan skali..
walaupun x selalu bersame..ewah..
tp kehangatan mu..wahh...lusya...
lusya di pg lebaran..
hehe..


konklusinye..
rindu nk belaja bel..
wakaka..
ble?..
da la aku penah wat post khas utk tenage pengajar ni..
gile beliau sgt bermakne kpd ku..
hohoo..


k la..
nk smbg mengeTART nenas..

akhir kt..SELAMAT HARI RAYE>>
maaf zahir dan batin(kpd yg penah berbatin ngan i la...wakaka..lusya)
=p

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

kwn sampai mati

best kan diorang ni..hehe





Saturday, September 12, 2009

8+1

ye..
assalamualaikum..
wah..
fest time nih gune salam sbg pembuka bicara..
masyaallah...
sah ko ni juni...sah..
ampun kan keteralpaan ku..hoho

ape itu 8 kwn2..
ye..anda sume sudah tau..
yg x tau..xpe..
nnt sume tau gak..
tp rasenye kat uitm nih sume da bosan mengadap 8 ni ha..
heh


cume kini..
kami sudah campor 1..
hihi

comey kan..8+1

jgn mare..

haha..
ye..

org nye manis(wekk...sirius aku muntah ni wei..ya allah habis laptop mior)
tuka2..
orgnye bengong ckit..wait..banyak...i mean sgt..
ok fine...GILE..wait2..BODO(nada amirul ok...so maksod die cam comey2 la kan..wakaka)
yezza...the best word..
but smtime sgt caring ye kwn2..
sume bole rujuk fizan ye bab2 caring ni..
(katenye ade memori bersame saat hati wanita fizan tersentuh..awwww...wakaka)

ye..beliau ni sgt sesuai utk meluahkan perasaan ye..
time kaseh ye coz dgr my probs dat day...

tp selau cr gaduh ngan abg i yg sorang tu ha..
da la hati abg i tu serapuh titian kasih..wakaka
hey u...jgn lukakan hati abg i tu lebey2 ye..
wakaka
anyway die just gurau ye azim...
jgn nk terasa sgt...

die jugak suke menarik tudung ank dara cik zainuddin..
jap...dara ke?..wakaka
ye..masih ye...
wakaka..
ni lg satu..jgn tarik2 selalu..
nnt tertanggal cane...
haha

pastu suke bermain2 dgn tengkok cik finas tu ha..
jgn maen2 selalu..
tu utk cik finas dan her togey maen2 pas kawen nnt..
wakaka

ni ha..lg satu..
beliau juge sungguh brani ye..
buktinye..
berani sungguh mengganggu si rambut kembang cik mira dan acik kenduri cik ijat..
beliau sungguh brani ye..
utk pengetahuan kwn2..
sy pun x brani nk ganggu mereka..wakaka

die juge sgt pemurah ye kwn2..
buktinye..
ye..cube cr di manekah mp3 puteh beliau selalu berade..
ye..
kalo di kaji secara biologinye..
kesan tahi telinga cik adiza lg banyak tersemat di situ...
wakaka...
kalo x caye..ble test dna ye..
wakaka
sgt pemurah..

so this time kitorang da add on sorang lg fwen yg sgt suit with us..
sgt ye..


anyway..ok i need to admit dis..
die sgt baek ye..
i cant believe i yg ckp ni..
but it is true anyway..
eh..stop it..
haha


so this is my new fwen merangkap one of my adek beradek..
name beliau..
mohamed asyraf ye..


apepun..
gile happy kan kwn ngan korang sume..
touching ni...taip sambil tisu di lap ke pipi..awwww...wakaka

kpd sume di lua sane..
cr la sahabat yg ade waktu senang da susah ye..
u dont need to be sumbody else when with them..


happy with them!!!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

best gile sial klas tu....cam sial

kenapa sy menaip..
ye kerana tgn ini sudah lame tidak meraba2 keypad licin ini...
woi mangkok...gile lusha..wakaka
anyway..
di pg buta bulan yg penuh keberkatan ini izinkan ku menungkilkan madah..
wakaka


anyway..
tujuan ku taip ini adalah kerana mau membazirkan mase sebelum menghadapi lecturer terbest sepanjang zaman..
hoho
x laen x bukan..
subjek tutttttttttt...name dirahsiakn..
pliss off the recrd..ewaaahh
wakaka

bole la wat 'cross it out'
oppss...to much i think..wakaka

bukan nk mengate di bulan yg mulia ini la..
cume hendak berkate bahwa
cara pengajaran en m bukan name sebena sgt berkesan ye..
lewat 5 min sudah kau kunci pintu hati kelas ku..

hemm...sgt berkesan la..
dan sbb itu jugak la aku mengambil langkah drasti dan fantastik(nada pn mawar ye)
utk berjage supaya x lewat ke klas ye..
ye..tinggal lg 30 min sebelum klas...


en m bukan nm sebena...]
sy dlm perjalanan ni ye..



*semoga dibukakn pintu hatinye utk menuka universiti..


time kaseh..

Sunday, August 30, 2009

wut happen actually?

wut it is like when
1. u arrived at kl sentral at 1am then u found out dat ur fwens really important thing lost only at 3 am.
2. when u need to find sumbody to ask bout it at 3 am
3. when u cant find anybody who incharged bout dis thing
4. when u see ur fwens face very upset of wut happened but pretend nothing happen.
5. when u need to wait till 6 am to ask bout it
6. when u find a person incharged suddenly pretend like nothing happen(but he must at least know wut to do)
7. when the police there want u to leave dat kl sentral.
8. when u need to find a restaurant to rest
9. when u wait till 7 am to find ur fwen ticket at kl sentral and the answer is..sold out
10. when u need to think 4 a solution
11. when u run here n there with ur best fwen(d n acap)
12. when u need to wake ur best fwen early in da morning although u knew dat it will disturb ur fwens sleep(sorry fizan n mira..hehe) just to ask them to find a ticket 4 ur fwens.
13. when u need to go to pudu to find tickets
14. when u knew dat pudu doesnt sell ticket to kelantan
15. when u need to go to pekeliling
16. when u knew pekeliling also doesnt sell ticket to kelantan
*so where the hell dis ticket being sell.
17. when u knew dat it is sell at putra
18. when u ran to dat putra.
*at dis moment already 11 am
19. when u reached there u need to run here n there to find a bank n dat bus stop
20. yea!!!!at dis moment...theres ticket...acap..at last dpt jugak tiket..
21. when u find da ticket u run again with ur fwen(d and acap again to pavi)
22. when u watch a movie with them
23. when u really had a good time then
24. when u feel dat kepuasan after help ur fwen
25. when u need to run again to kl sentral to left ur fwens n u need to take a train to serdang.
26. when u need to face dat sedeh2 moment to left ur fwens after wut happen
27. when u feel like u want to stay with them until acap n d really take their way back home.
28. when u really miss all ur fwens suddenly
29. when u feel a moment of having a buka puasa at home
30. when u knew ur fwens safe at home



waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...............gile best...all dis happen only in a day
dis moment x kan ku lupekan sampai bile2..
thanx d n acap n amirul too 4 being with me during dis time..


dats all...hehehe

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

X salah kan.....

ape salahnye jika...

1.sy masih keluar bersame papa n mama sy...

2.sy masih suke pergi ke TOYS'R'US..

3.sy masih suke maen police n thief

4.sy peminat setia hannah montana,wizard of waverly place, doraemon, shin chan, atasinchi, hagemaru dan yg sewaktu dgn nye..

5.sy suke mkn lolypop

6.sy suke ubat gigi perise stoberi

7.sy mengumpul semua koleksi buku harry potter

8.sy peminat nombor 1 high school musical

9.sy suke makan jajan perisa jagung-yg-harge-die-20-sen-dlm-peket-warne-hijau..

10.sy suke baju keluaran canggih..

11.sy bercite2 nk jd mcm power rangers ataupun cybercorp(cite2 yg x penah pdm)



*tak salah kalao sy suke sume nih..
suke ati la..
umo sy masih belasan taun...awww....cettt
selagi sy masih bernafas..ni semua ape yg sy suke..


heh!!!!

Monday, July 27, 2009

tolong sy papa...

situation 1
'papa can i have dat vaio?'
'let me think first'(sambil bukak wallet beliau)
'no, u cant my son, later k'


situation 2
'papa when can i have my new lappy'
'when my wallet is full enough to buy u one'
'k....'(keciwa)


situation 3
'papa, is there any possibilities that im going to have new vaio?'
'hemm..when u will have ur ptptn'
'maybe dis 28'
'so u will get ur vaio on 28 la'
'yeayy!!tp ape kene mengene ngan duit ptptn'
'BUY IT URSELF'
'NO!!!!'
'so u will not have ur vaio then..'



situation 4
'abah, kite cutting2 la...i byr separuh u byr separuh'
'if then, ok maybe'
'wut if u byr 3/4 the rest i byr'
'amboi hang, ingat abh x tau taktik hang...sila bla ye(ayt ni mmg kua dr mulut beliau ok)...'



conclusion
usaha tangga kejayaan..
truskan usaha anda..


wut!!!!i love pink vaio..

Saturday, July 25, 2009

otak udang..

post ini hanyalah utk mengenang kembali zaman i muda mudi dulu..
zaman i masih lg mencari kewarasan hidup duniawi yg penuh noda berkalang(gile deep n TOUCHIng..)
hihi

i dulu x reti sgt lukis2 plan nih..
skang ni kirenye cam..
'junipinjampemadamakuadelukissalahla..'
'soriixsentuhdaapemendeusebuttd..p.e.m.a.d.a.m?'


kirenye camtu la..
cettt

anyway..
dulu kwn2 i sume nye cam comey2 gebu2 je..ahak..(ye fibo n akip..)
pastu i banyak x siap keje la..
kirenye dialog die cani
'akippinjambukuaddmathko..akunkCHECK'
juni sila bla ok..bukan check, tiru..
i sgt cekap la tiru2 ni..
kalo x caye..sila rujuk akip n fibo..
heh


pastu i mmg suke la melibatkan diri dlm ajk keceriaan..
kirenye x sah la kalo muke i ni x terpapar di carta organisasi yg dibuat sendiri olehku(sila bla ok..)

pastu i mmg suke lpk bilik guru..
yg bole rujuk puan maisari..actually nama beliau maisarah tp cam x gebu je name tu, so kite wat sedikit renovation ye..MAISARI

pastu i x suke bgn awal(yg ni mmg x penah berubah..)
kirenye muke comel ini akan mengetuk pintu klas tatkala pukul 8.10 pg ye..
jgn contohi ye kwn2..
hari yg biasanye pelajar ini lambat..
fikir2..
ye..hari yg ade ctu..eh silap..pai atau nama saintifix nye pendidikan agama islam..
oh ustazah fadariahi(bukan slh eja..i mmg da tuka name die dr fadariah kpd fadariahi)
'sila bla juni..ko slh type kan..'
heh

nex..
i mmg kuat tido dlm klas..
ye..sgt tpt..
terutamanya..
klas encik roary the racing car..ok fine..encik ror(rosyaimi ramli)
ntah kenapa syaitan seakan begitu asyik menari2 lenggok AZIM dkt mate ku..
time ni sy x kenal azim lg ye..
sgt teruje ye utk tido klas ni..
walaupun sering di attack..
namun makhluk ni mmg x penah nk serik..
dlm hati berkate..'adew aku kisah'..haha
xde la..
tertido x salah ye..
tp kalo sengaje tido klas stat pukul 11.10 abes kol 1.10 tp still tido yg ni mmg nk kene makan penerajang rama2 cinta..


jika ditanye tpt yg sering dilawati time sekola menengah dulu..
hemm..selain paris,london dan kenya.
sudah..
ye..sy suke melawat ibu kota temerloh ye..sungguh permai..
TIDAK...
anyway
sirius banyak memori..


apepun

kini hidup i da jauh di pelusuk sri iskandar...
sungguh indah bandar ni..
dan nyaman..
'banyak' sgt angin..
dan ter'sangat' teduh..
i x tipu..
OK FINE I TIPU...


kpd senarai nama guru yg coretkan dlm kamar beraduku ini..
anda sgt bertuah kerana tiada lg student spt ku..
jd kenangla daku..
NO KAD MATRIX KU...
0215..
hih..


k bubye...

Friday, July 24, 2009

IF...

kalau aku bukan juni..
mungkin aku joe jonas..hemm..mungkin

kalau aku x dpt 5a time upsr..
sti aku sekolah kat sekolah menengah AGAMA al ikhsan..(nape AGAMA sti urup besar..)

kalau aku dpt 10a1..
sti aku ngah preparation nk g uk..hemm..

kalau aku belajar sgt rajin time skola menengah..
sti aku dpt scholarship sana sini pastu dpt g blaja kat uk..(pengulangan subjek ye disini..)


JELASNYE..
sume 'kalau2' ni x beerti pun..

sbb..


i njoy jd juni..
x yah kene serbu sana sini..aww..haha

kalau aku skola AGAMA..ei..jgn la urup besar..hihi..anyway..sti aku x jd cam skang..hihi..wakaka..(kdg2 aku rase baek aku skola game..wakaka)

pastu kalau dpt 10a1..sti aku x bahagia..tau kenape..aku sti x dpt belaja ape yg aku nk..

kalau aku belaja kat uk..sape yg nk belaja kat uitm perak dihatiku tu..
haha
sy sgt berbangga ye dpt belaja id kwn2..i enjoy..buktinye..i x yah susah kehulu hilir pegang buku tebal almari bj belakang aku ni..
just bring ur idea to class then luahkan diatas sekeping kertas bernama butter paper..
sgt bahagia..


konklusinye..
jln hidup kite sudah ditentukan..
so hargai wut u have when u still have it..
dont plan 4 ur future coz there will be ur own future..

buat ape kite plan if layout plan kite x proceed..*hoi mende ko ngarut ni..
maksodku...x perlu kite berharap yg terlampau lampau..
just imagine wut is da best as god will hear wut u want n insyaallah u will have it..
kan teman2..

y it is called the PRESENT?..
the answer is..
becoz it is the present from god 2 u..
kan2..

buhbye..

uuuu...ssssssssss

Thursday, July 23, 2009

hello new york...cettt

tadaa...(nada akak bukak bekas nasi tibe2 nasi tade)


hihi
cukup lame..
too long..
kini aku kembali dgn azam baru..cettt..
haha
sudah hampir sebulan ku tidak berblog..
jgn slhkan ku.
slhkan keadaan..cett

ok kwn2..
ape berlaku kpd diriku..

1. aku wat 6 kali rayuan kolej(fuck offf)
2. aku dpt lect furniture yg best...hemm.
3. lect id gile terbaek('azim nnt tampal kat pintu klas A out 4 research)
4. aku da seminggu x makan ayam, ikan, daging..hanya sayur pilihan kalbu..
5. yg ni cam terbaek ckit la..ehemmm...UITM SRI ISKANDAR TOTOP!!!...hihi


x kan 5 je kot..
hihi
actually banyak lg ni..
-cinta i terbongkar di khlayak ramai..huhu
-ade kump. yg terpecah..ewahhh..hihi..maksod i meet uncle ussein ok..
-ptptn x masok lg..(yg ni memang nk kene carut..mari2...fu*k..eh..malu2 pulak..FUCK!
-lawak x...h1n1 serang uitm je..haha


banyak lg la..
nnt kite sambung2 lg..


*enjoying life at home...home sweet home..
buhbye..
uuuuuuu...ssssssssss

Monday, June 29, 2009

u r CURSED!!!!!

kwn2..

arini ari ape..ye tpt skali..
arini ari senin
maknenye ade lg empat ari..



UITM PERAK HERE I COME


*walaupun ko x bg aku kolej..
ko akn menyesal..
ur CURSED!!!!
muahaha..



dont tell anyone..dis is a secret
uitm perak x kan mengandung selama 700 tahun!!!
muahaha
dan turut akn mengalami selulit...
muahaha..

Friday, June 26, 2009

7 things i hate bout u>>

kwn2..
mari kita lihat apekah kelebihan berada di sem 3 serta kekurangannye..


advantages
1.anda semakin hampir dgn graduate.
2.anda sudah semakin matang(wondering sambil merenung ke langit jari pegang dagu)
3.anda x perlu lagi bersusah2 menghadiri perjumpaan dgn senior..heheh(setuju kwn2...)
4.anda sudah bole membelasah junior(x baik lo..hakhak)
5.anda lebeh berani menempuh dunia id..
6.anda semakin bole menackle junior..(tidak utk sy..wakaka)
7.anda dpt ke kuala tengganu(hehehe)


disadvantages
1.poket anda semakin kosong
2.anda akan tidur berbantalkan kurecolor+drawing paper+artline
3.semakin kerap anda berjumpa uncle double a
4.ANDA X DPT KOLEJ(IAITU SAYE)
5.anda x bole bw kete
6.anda x bole nk lepk downtown hari2(same je setiap sem)
7.anda perlu menerima kritikan yg pedas.



sekian!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

9 things i love about u..hehehe

enogh bout babi..
now lets focus on..
wut should juni get b4 dis year end..
it is a must ok..
i must get it..
wut eva it takes..


1. DEKAN(MESTi...kalo ade rezki)

2.

ini perlu ye..i mesti mau jugak

3.

i need a new pair la..hihi

4.

ok..dis bvlgari really makes me crazy ok..i need it..

5.

heheh..im so addicted to dis brown leather jacket..abh..pliss...heheh

6.

slhkan mira n fizan ok..they make me addicted to dis dslr camera..4 sure im addicted only to olympus..haha

7.

abah..da lame x beli game baru..hehe..bole ke?

8.

heheh..abah ni last la..kalo ble beli la..kalo xle pun usaha la yek..

9.

ok..dis one perlu la jugak..kan i da kene dok lua..babi..but its ok if i got dis honda city..



ni je..hope i can make it la..
doakan i ok..
i nk jugak...

abah..nnt org belanja abah super ring..ok?
hihi

bai!!!

BABI ITU SGT BABI

kebabian melampau...
kepalatan terlampau..

kenape?
ye sng je..
kerana i x dpt kolej..
gile babi kan..


mari kite wat sedikit experimen

bhn2
1.muhammad juni haikal
2.budak id
3.uitm
4.xtiviti fuck off yg membuang mase
5.kad xtiviti fucking shit


inference
Juni x dpt kolej kerana beliau x aktif dlm xtiviti fuck off yg membuang masa

hypothesis
1. Semakin banyak xtiviti yg diikuti juni smakin tinggi peluang utk mendapat kolej
2. semakin banyak xtiviti yg diikuti juni semakin banyak assingment id x siap

variable
1. dimalarkan: kedudukan uitm
2. dimanipulasikan: jumlah xtiviti yg dilakukan
3. bergerakbls: dpt kolej or failed xm

conclusion
1.universitiku tidak menghiraukan fokus utama iaitu pelajaran as long as anda banyak xtiviti bodo so anda dpt kolej
2.sem dpn aku tidak perlu beljar hanya perlu mengambil sticker fuck off utk ditampal diatas kad fucking shit so aku dpt kolej
3.aku gagal dlm peljaran hanya kerana aku nk dpt sticker..


GILE BODO KAN....BANGKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

calon2

ok..

senarai gadis yg pernah mengetuk pintu hati ini


1.acha septriasa
2.kiera knightley
3.siti nurhaliza
4.liyana jasmay
5.scha
6.nabila huda
7.britney spears
8.luna maya
9.kareena kapoor
10.rita rudaini

antara semua yg masih bole ku tekel dgn usaha yg gigih adalah:

1.acha septriasa
2.liyana jasmay
3.scha


kwn2 ayuh beri pendapat bagaimana caranye utk ku mendapatkan mereke...
i sirius ok
see my straight face

=I


i da x thn hidup membujang lg nih..
wakaka

Sunday, June 14, 2009

H1N1..gile bahaye penyakit nih..

hai..
kite kembali lg..
yeahh..
"woi mangkok sjk bile ko aktip berblog nih..kalo dulu maula sebulan br ko nk update"

haaa...
rahsia nye pati prune brands laa..
hoho

bukan ape..
banyak sgt miss call i dpt suh i update..
bukan ape..
i lately buzy ok..

ok..
mungkim tuan2 tertanye..kenape tajuk post sy sebelum ni minyak masak
apekah kaitannye..
ye..kaitan nye adelah..
sewaktu ku sdg mencari minya urut ni la aku terjatuh ditangga menyebabkan gigi ku pecah..
selesai..


heh..
ok..
seterusnye..
mari kite berbicara ttg fesyen
"woi ko pahal nih"

yeah...
sebenanye sedari pg td sewaktu ku berjalan2 di taman bunga..
ku dpt remaja kini berpakaian sgt buruk..
sirius..
ok fine..
korang nk pakai skarf kat leher tu pastu korang add on kan dgn seluar hoppers yg besar kat bwh tu ditambah pula baju berwarne kuning yg obviously berlawanan dgn warne skaf tersebut iaitu pink..
sudah la jeans kamu itu hijau kebiru biruan..
*dpt gambaran?

sirius buruk..
ok let me help u..
diharap anda bace ye blog sy..

tidak slh pemakaian skarf itu karna ianye seperti trend kini..
ok..
pe kate u all padankan skinny putih add on bj hitam or biru glp or sumthin like maroon n after dat put a skarf with any color but the best kotak2 hitam putih..

n there u go..trendy,stylish n attractive..

dont u ever try to wear those trouble fashion in front of me anymore..


ok..
get it..

just want to let u know..
if u guys(especially guy..ok girls also) having trouble in fashion..jgn segan silu tanye sy ye..


hehe..
ok enough bout that guy n fashion..

let us talk bout how can u handle keadaan yg sgt membosankan..

disini sedikit pendapat dr sy ye..
1. cube pergi ke dapur dan buka peti ais..(4 a second u will feel so happy)
2. get an astro controller n try to change the batteries..(it is fun ok)
3. switch off ur phone 4 an hour..(during dat period u will never feel comfort..dat automatically reduce ur boringness..
4. open the door than close it back..(at least u will see a different side or ur house which means when u close u r in ur house when u open it u can see outside ur house..doesnt it great)
5. buy a cloth n make sure it is suck(yeaahh..u will feel angry dat for sure not a bored feel right..)
6. on9 ur myspace dan off9 it back(it is good 4 sumbody who always dont have any comment approval)
last but not least...
try to find a cure for influenza H1N1..(seriously ull never feel bored)

believe me..
ive done it..

see, im not bored..


dats all..full stop

buhbye..

*seriously im bored like hell..

minyak urut

enough bout result..
let us talk bout almari or pintu or wat so eva la..
as long as it is not bout xm..
deal?
"Deal!!!!"

yeah...dats good..
ok..almari kat umah aku ni ade la dlm 8 ke 9 buah..
pastu pintu pun ade la dlm...hemm..jap nk g kire jap..
*berlari kesekeliling umah utk mengire



fuhh...penat...
ade la dlm 12..



"woi mangkok, aku ingat ko men2 pasal almari ngan pintu tuh.."
pahal lak men2..muke aku cam men2 ke
*muke stone sambil mulut muncung
ha....xde kan..aku sirius la
"woi ko kalo nk cite pasal sume ni baek ko delete balik post ni"
ok...
*sedang mendelete(gile bodo yg nih)


haha..ok2..
"juni b sirius"...dengus kate hati ku..

baik


ok kwn2..
cube kwn2 teke sy sdg melakukan ape..
"bace buku"
tidak(sambil jari telunjukku bergerak ke kiri kanan)
"masak maggi"
hemmm...hampir ke situ..

ok2
enough..
jawapannye..
sedang menonton Segah di Nusantara(gile dekatkan ngan wat maggi)
ha..pade sape yg x tau...sila tanye adek2 anda yg berusia darjah 6 ke bawah
apa?tiada adek...sila tanye jiran sebelah punye anak..n make sure ade astro..sbb ni kat astro ceria..


"woi mangkok, ko nk ckp ape sebenarnye.."
lek la bro/beb/brader/guys....

sebenarnye sy ingin menungkilkan(sila cek dlm kamus dewan bahse jika x tau) satu madah bicara tentang gigi ku..
hoho..sedeh kan..
apekah perasaan anda jika gigi dpn anda pecah..
gile horrible kan..
so now sy berade dlm keadaan nih..
gile sedehkan
nk senyum(daaa...senyuman u plg manis penah i tgk) pun payah..
patutla akk kat mph semalam tanye i nape i bad mood..
haha
untuk megelak menjawabnye..
ku berlari keluar dr mph sambil ku pasang lg kembang perawan di hp kuh..
gile cam drama kan..
akak mph itu begitu hairan lalu cube mengejar ku namun sudah telat(maksodnye telewat ye adiza)
"woi mangkok, ko pasal nih"
ok2

back 2 the topic..
gigi dpn i pecah..
gile buruk kan..
so i pun ape lg...
jumpe bapak ku..memintanye membawaku ke klinik gigi darshan..
bapak ku seakan sengaje melewat2 kan temujanji ku bersame doktor darshan(sila bayar wang promosi ok0
katenye..ku kelihatan cute tanpa gigi dpn..
lalu ku menjawab.."cute kepala hotak"
bpk ku lalu tertawa berdekah2..

apepun..ptg td..aku tlh pergi membaikinye..
tidak ku sangke hanye membaiki serpihan ini memakan sejumlah wang yg besar..
gile kan klinik gigi skang..
ade ke patut aku kene 2 rat..
woi kalo klinik kerajaan br 10 ringgit beb..
"woi mangkok, ko tu bukan nk gi klinik kerajaan, demand nk lebey"

ops..


anyway my gigi sudah cantik berseri,
azam di hatiku ingin bertemu semula akk mph itu sambil membuka lg cinta dtg lg..
piwiiiitt


ok..
sampai disini sahaja coretan hatikuh..
kite berjumpe lg dilaen hari..
sampai kan slm syg kpd ibu bapa anda ya teman2..
hihi.


k la..
buhbye..
ha..sebut betol2 ye..
buhbye..


*nyatakan kaitan tajuk ngan post kali nih..

Friday, June 12, 2009

u will have it one day..

haha
haha
haha

gelak la woi..
aku penat glak sensorang nih

haha
haha

'woi pasal ko gelak'
suke ati aku la..ko pasal
'ni sti sbb ko dekan kan'
mangkok ayun jamban berkarah periuk belange tongkang najis belakang umah mak sedare ko aku dekan..


actually yes iam..
'juni sudah la..jgn berangan'


ok2..
let me tell the truth..
yess
im not one of the dekan thing but2...
im still me..
dekan doesnt make any meaning if im still not prepared 4 it..
'bla..cube kalo makhluk ni dekan, kompem post ni sume urup besar'

woi..ko pasal x puas ati ngan aku..
*actually he is benar
im planning so..haha..but..nvm la
take this as my advise ok kwn2
"Allah will not give u wut u want just bcoz u want it, but he give u wat u deserve get n wut the best 4 u, coz never ever He doing somethin without purpose kan"

so just enjoy dis moment..
nothing much la..
just dont forget to solat je..
doesnt mean u solat u will get d.l forever but solat will lead u to it..
believe me..
the time is still not 4 u..

wutever happened just dont 4get to thanks god..
He knows wut the best 4 u guys..


*wait, i still not tell u my pointer is it..

haha..
4get it la..
doesnt mean u get d.l, 3 pointer n above, 2 pointer n above even below 2 pun..
u still have the chances to change it..
dis is part of our life..sometime kite dpt ape yg kite nk n sumtime x dpt..
itu mmg lumrah..
just have fun ok..
life is too short to feel regret of only 'a' thing..but it is too long too fill it with happiness..
*god bless me..


anyway anyhow,
remember this..jgn menyesal wut u get, just try to think 4 the future..


sincerely,
muhammad juni haikal bin adnan
id is my destiny n always be...

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

sumthin dat nothin

kembali dgn mate sdg mengenyit(hey wut type of word is dis mangkuk?)

anyway..
i donno wut to say la(tipuuuu!!!)
haha...
actually lots...
hemm
kite mulekan dgn yg 1...
bulan ini sy jimat kredit(i mean sangat!!!)
donno pulak yg kedit rm 10 ble tahan a week!!wow!!!.
u did great..wakaka
i think u know y kan..
haha..


yg 2..
i fall in luv wif sumbody..
every time i see her eyes..uuu...horny..wakaka
actually her name is miley..
haha
cam org puteh kan..
haha...actually mmg la...
name penuh die miley binti cyrus...
hihi..
sirius..haha..


yg 3..
my dad buy a new car(i mean jeap..or wutever la it called.)
yg pasti my mom luv it(NO!!!!...she dont like at the first place)
haha..
but anyway last2 suke gak..
mane x suke nye..
dis jeap open air..
ble la cik jah ngan cik nan(my parent) berdua-duaan di tepian pantai...
soooooooo romantix...eiwwwwwww

yg 4..
i want to buy more skinny...
huhu


yg 5..
sy ingin melancarkan satu produk minyak wangi sendiri(booo...!!!!)
kompem x dpt ni..


yg 6..
konpius la...
ape yg aku ngarut kat cni...


enough juni..
u better pikir dulu sebelum tulis..

ok2, sy akn berpikir...
huhu


i think nex time post akn lebey menjamin mase dpn yg gemilang..
hoho


buhbye...

jap2...korang tau ke cane nk sebut buhbye,...
camni.."buhbye"
bukan..

cani..."buhbye"

dpt x..
sebut betol2 ye...
"buhbye"

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

dolu-DOLU..hihi

haha..tibe aku jumpe lak gamba dolu2..
hihi...
ni la die...
hehe..










aku penah kecik rupenye..hoho..

buhbye...

Thursday, May 28, 2009

i need time..space..i need me....

tke2..tajuk tu lg ape..
haha..lagu kakak aku la..tajuk die overprotected..
gile pasan mamat nih..eh suke ati aku la..

waaaaaaaaa...
lame gile ma x menaip di ats tikar ni..
da berabuk da..
cik nah..ni ha..bile nk lap tikar ni..
hey..kite bayar die lari endon plak..
oo..sori2..over ckit..
anyway..hemm
da lame x tulis kat cni..
actually ngah recover so kene la tinggal kan dunia tanpa sempadan ni..
haha


actually da lame x melawat laman sesawang ni..hey..i mean laman sesawang..
haha
korang tau ke ape...
haha

anyway..now im back wif new spirit..new me..new juni la..
jap2..ape yg baru nye..msm je ketiak ko..haha
sirius la..
hey ko jgn la taip
suke ati aku la..
hey..
(sori2..harry ngan i ngah gaduh..)bese la..da x dpt kwl da identiti aku yg ke2 ni



enough!!!!(if juni pakai spek maksodnye identiti ke4 die da kua..'ustat')

ok2..juni sudah mengarut...
hemm...
minggu lps g skola amek sijil ngan sahabat2 ku yg best..
haha
apiz,alip,alip sopian,faiz(walaupun sekejap),fibo,bad n ade la lg..
anyway best gilela dpt jumpe anda sume..
hemm..jumpe dak pompuan gak..
waaa...aku x sangke la diorang ble jd cantik..kalo aku tau...(junie enough..haha)
tp spt bese..makhluk ni mmg suke x bw kamera time ade mende2 penting cani..
da la juni..ko mmg camtu..
haha


anyway..miss them la..
yg x dtg pun miss gak..
miss tres hermanas la..hoi..ko merepek ape ni malauuunnn..

ape la cite kakak2ku n adek aku n abgku..
haha..


*faiz pasal balik awal sgt...huhu


waa...x sangke lak hidup tanpa internet hampir seminggu juni haikal still alive..

haha..
k la..

anyway i still need time la lalink..bukan i x nk..
tp lalink tau je la kan...
k la lalink..i nk pegi da ni..jauh dr u..
huhu..


ps/lalink is my blog ok..


k..bubai..


*bella luna best gile..dgr2..

Thursday, May 21, 2009

ENTAH..

hope u read this..=(



kutahu, kau selingkuh

kau duakan cintaku yang tulus

kau tahu, diriku

tak pernah berpaling dari dirimu

tega nya kau dustai semua

janji kita berdua

entah masih kah ada cinta dihatiku untuk mu

entah kapan kah ku dapat membuka hati ini, untuk mu;

tak pernah ku bayangkan

cerita kita berakhir begini

tega nya kau dustai semua

janji kita berdua

entah masih kah ada cinta dihatiku untuk mu

entah kapan kah ku dapat membuka hati ini, untuk mu...

masih kah ada ...

cinta dihati ini

dihati kecilku berharap kau masih bagian dari hidupku...

entah masih kah ada cinta dihatiku untuk mu

entah kapan kah ku dapat membuka hati ini, untuk mu..





entah by afgan

Sunday, May 17, 2009

obviously da xde keje..

td tgk af(not die hard fan 4 dis af actually)
wut can i say..
once again af bole produce such kind of talent..big clappp...
anyway still dont agree y must apiz..
coz 4 me akim n aril have lots of potential..
but wateva it is..
kite tgk..
sape je yg ble survive..

lps ni target american idol..
sape yg patut mng..
hemm...kalo aku..
aku nk kriss allen..
hem..x kisah la..
tp still...please...vote 4 him..
huhu


pagi ni nk g temerloh..
haha..ade reunion kecil kecilan..
xcited gak...
nk jumpe fibo ngan akip..
yg len2 tu x pe la..
mls...haha..
sori guys..
haha


esok lak ade gathering adek beradek..
haha
xcited..
kat mid ok..


hemm..
ni ha nk cite ckit..
td aku basuh bj..
pastu tgh syok aku menyental kat tepi sungai klang tu..(oppss...over lak)
ni ha sambung2..
tgh syok basuh2 kan..
tibe2 aku jumpe kepingan wang 50 dlm poket sua..
rasenye time kat u nye duet..
haha
ape lg..
siap je basuh trus kua bandar beli baju..
haha..
skang da abes..
ni la die..
kalo da xde keje..
haha...
wei aku da bosan.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway aku suke gile bukak wizard of waverly place ngan hannah montana..
sirius...
aku rase cam lwk gile..
best sial..



*sah makhluk juni haikal ni da xde keje..



dah2..
k
buhbye..

Thursday, May 14, 2009

new SKIN...

new skin maaaaaaa...
big clap to nuranithsyafinaz..hihi...uuuu


makaseh bi...
*sambil mate kenyit..


hihi

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

pemerhati yang baek

adek beradek ku

kak long
seorang yg tegas, maskulin, ade naluri seorang ibu, rock kapak, baik, degil

kak ngah
degil, cpt marah, baik, susah gelak besar, punctual, every step is time,

kak lang
garang, mudah melenting kalo x kene gaye, degil, still have the feminine side beside the maskulin side, baik, pussycat doll(x de kene mengene)

bang teh
baik sangat, kadang2 garang tibe2(selalu kene marah..huhu), degil, gentleman, seni is a passion, cik pong(haha)

kak de
blur(sangat), degil, klaka, lusha(haha), baik, lambat(haha), x penah marah lg

kak cik
blur, lambat, mangsa kene gelak(wakaka), masalah komunikasi, comel, degil(bab bw kete..haha), innocent

bi
gile, fragile, degil, susah nk benci org(aku x tau ape masalh ko..haha), lusha gak, baik, mental masuk air, mudah keliru


kwn kwnku

anua
mental, x sihat(wakaka), teman tertawa yg best, best

kechique
gile, take things 4 granted, best

abang
mengong, mental, baik, x sihat, actin like u r 17(wakaka)

asrul
gile, lurus(ikut je ape org ckp), baik gile, banyak tolong org(should thank to him ok..), lawak gile, klaka, ape lg word selain kalaka..wakaka

sape lg kwn aku..
waaaa...aku xramai kwn...

jap2..

ha lg sorang

joe
abg yg baek, klaka, talented, gile, slalu lupe bw brg, degil sgt, sorry x dpt join wat album..anyway album korang yg a little bit longer tu best..(wakaka)


konklusinye..
aku dan adek beradekku ade satu persamaan..DEGIL..x tau la ni dpt dr sape..
kak long mak ke abh yg degil ni..wakaka..


k la..buhsan..so wt mende ni..
hoho
babai

Monday, May 11, 2009

miss sum missing...

at last abes jugak sem 2..
sirius...
dis sem plg banyak drama..
malas la nk citer kat cni..
jap g x de material lak nk wat novel..

anyway..x dpt dinafikan uitm perak sgt banyak memberi kenangan kpd ku..(waahh...care ckp cam da xde sem dpn..)
tp sirrius..
sgt banyak..
i need to agree wif dis statement
"i miss uitm perak"
sirius..
padahal br je balik semalam..


ntah la..
nk kt benci ade gak..
tp tu la..
sbb banyak la mende best..
xspecially my adek beradek la..
x tau la cane aku idop kalo xde dis 7 persons..
huhu..

rase cam nk balik uitm..
tp tu la..
kene tunggu lagi 2 bulan..


ni ha..
nk senaraikan senarai pelajar yg dirindui muhammad juni haikal bin adnan..


1.cik bo***(pengarah kampus)
2.acik minuman(makcik kafe)
3.acik sabor yob(makcik downtown)
4.finas
5.fizan
6.mira
7.ijat
8.diza
9.dee
10.ajimini(haha)
11.abang
12.kechique
13.asrul
14.acab
15.camikun
16.cik rahman
17.part 6 skang
18.cik pok(pandangan mate mu akn ku semat..huhu)
19.ehem..ehem..yg tau sile wat2 paham..
20.SACR(haha...tekela)


ni la senarai org yg bakal ku rindui..
kalo tertinggal sile ingtkan..

k la..
nantuk..
babai...

Friday, May 1, 2009

am i doin' anything wrong or they just be so fuckin' shit..

at last review pun da abes..
hihi
sirius rase cam...perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...aku da free...


hemm..nex project will be on...wut....lg 2 bulan..
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!


yeay...da nk cuti sem..
anyway dis em mcm2 bende jd..
bcoz of dis sem 8thians da jd adek beradek...hihi


banyak la..
yg paling truk 2 minggu lpas la..
paling banyak mende jadi..
x paham la..sirius...
aku x tau la pulak yg ade segelintir umat ni x berapa la nk suke aku..
tp x pe la..
kalo setakat segelintir je wat pe..
yg aku x paham tu pasal ape la nk benci sgt kat aku n my abg, akk2 n my adik..hishh
x paham..
aku rase la kan..
sbb ramai baek ngan kitorang kot..
x x pun sbb lecturers syg kitorang lebey(ahakkksss)
nk wat cane..
pandai2 la wat baek ngan sume org..



hish...x paham..


ape2 pun cuti sem ni nk enjoy abes2..
opps lupe lak...('juni jom ikut sy kua 40 ari...')haha..



k la...
nnt aku nk upload sume gamba kebahagiaan dr gi telok batik, lata kinjang, kellies castle, air terjun chepor, ngan lpk kat mcd dr kol 2 pagi sampai kol 6 pagi..



hihi..


k la.. babai

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

money maker

haishhh..
td call daddy..


daddy: anakku sudahkah kamu menghadiri ujian(xm)?
anaknya(aku): oh daddy, anakmu ini belom lagi menghadiri sebarang ujian kerana ujian ke bermula pada minggu hadapan, kira2 sepurnama lagi
daddy: oh..bagus la begitu anakku..bagaimana pula kiriman wang yang ayahanda kirimkan bersama merpati putih itu..masih banyakkah?
anaknya(aku): soal wang jgn la ayahanda risau karna semuanya sudah ku gunakan..
daddy: APA!!
anaknya(aku): ya ayahanda..sudah ku licinkan semuanya..kira2 kapan lagi ayahanda ingin mengirimkan wang kembali..
daddy: SUDAH...tiada apa2 lagi kiriman wang sehingga sepurnama depan
anaknya: tidak!!!!!!
daddy: baiklah..jaga diri anakku..
anaknya: tp...


tuuututuuuttttttt..
talian terputus..


waaa...xde duet..
xpe2...nnt aku cuba lg..
huhu

k la babai...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

wait n see

hihi..
nntkan..
next post...
hihihi

Saturday, April 18, 2009

unexpected...=)

arini berlalu x seperti ape yg dijangka...

sirius best...

haha...
xpasal2 aku lps ke telok batik...
haha...
sume ni ats cik rahmat ye...
anyway bukan ihsan die sgt la...
just aku fizan asrul ngan ijat menggatal nk ikut mamat ni la..

haha...
sape suh...len kali kalo nk bw bi kene bw adek beradek yg len skali..
haha...

yg x best nye kan..
x dpt mandi..
ye la..
x plan kan..
so xde la bw bj tambahan..
da la kua kol 5...
hihi...
mmg rock la..

sesampai sj di sane kami di sajikan dgn aksi porno pasangan monyet yg tanpa segan silu melakukan persetubuhan haram di ats pokok..
gile kecoh kitorang kat ctu kan..
ye la...
bygkan je la..
ngan abg ijat ngan lwak yg x penah kering gusi nye..
sirius..
aku asyik glk je..
sampai x de sore..
da la si pak mat ngan pyan gi tgk je aksi porno itu..
ohh...tidak..


anyway..
sebelum sume ini terjadi..pada pg nye..
kami menghantar kak de ke stesen bas bandar u..
lpk kat sane sampai la tgh hari..
pastu blk..
lpk kat studio part 6 sampai la dpt panggilan mengajak kami sume kua..


oo yeaaaaaaaaaa....

da la time blk men kumbe kete ngan kete si pak mat tu kan...
sirius best..


anyway kan..
diorang sume best la...
haha...

best la arini..
yg x le bla nye..asrul join..
makin kecoh la...
best gile.

pastu tepon kak ngah yg bercanda dkt uitm kedah coz jumpe abg ngah la..
gile dengki kan kak ngah ngan kitorang...
haha...


best2...

arini best...

*plg best koir kat tepi laut ngan abg ijat ngan asrul..

kompem bi terharu kan ngan lagu kitorang...
haha...


k la...
babai..


=)

sendirian..

wei gile sedey an..
kene tinggal sorang dlam bilik..
huhu..
kpd kechique ngan abg..sila balik segera..

UNTITLED

at last final submission berlalu...
terlalu banyak air mate ye melande klas a..
haha...but not from me ok..
anyway sume tu duniawi...(ceh...gile tiru ayt org kan..)
haha..

post modern akn tetap bersemadi dlm benak kalbuku sebagai stu theme yg sgt bodo...
sirius...


skali lg...
ingin sy tegaskan di karpet THE OTHER SIDE OF ME ini ialah...
kpd lepasan2 spm...
fikirla banyak kali jika anda masih ingin meneruskan niat mengambil Id...
sebelum menyesal di kemudian ari...


haha...
inila kt2 pujangga dr ku..


anyway dinner da berlalu dgn terlalu banyak kontroversi ok..

walaupun dis is da best dinner ever(kate2 seorang jelitawan...debor2..)
tp still lots things happened behind the stage...

anyway enough bout it..
coz 4 me..as long as guests had fun n enjoyed da nite...its enough..


yg menjadi persoalan nye ialah...
ape kah slah kami..(aku dan adik beradikku)..
sehingga di cerca dan di maki tanpa sebarang belas kasihan..
adakah kerana kami bakal menggugat tpt 'mereka2'...
atau kami bakal mengambil tpt mereke skali lg utk id day..
semua tu bakal terjawab kelak..

ape pun..
aku nk ckp disini..
apepun korang ckp aku nk wat state ment ye disini..
AKU SAYANG SUME ADEK BERADEK AKU..
SAMPAI BILE2..
MEH AKU NK SEBUT SATU2 NAME ADEK BERADEK AKU...
IJAT(KAK LONG)
MIRA(KAK NGAH)
FIZAN(KAK LANG)
AZIM(BANG TEH)
DEE(KAK DE)
DIZA(KAK CHIK)
FINAS(BI)

*so any probs...

kalo x de bgs la...
kalo ade lg isu berbangkit pasal kitorang..
haish..tau la kuasa ahli kuarge bersatu..

*seb bek fizan x de aritu..kalo x...


k la..babai....

Thursday, April 9, 2009

adek beradek ku...

i love all my siblings..
fake n real siblings...
haha..
akak ngan PizaH(u will not be fifi or iji ok...)haha..

n my fake siblings..
kak long
kak ngah
kak lang
bang teh
kak de
kak cik
ngan bi

n my evil siblings..(haha)
abang n kechique


they are the closest person 2 me after my mother n my father

hem...
tu je la nk kate..

hihi

suck+fuckoff+babi=part 1..

babi la part 1 ni...
pangai cam celaka...
gile cam babi kan...
da la kuang aja ngan lecturer ok...
pastu x siap final project...
gile pangai cam cibai kan...
pastu cr pasal ngan papa aku(cik halim)...
gile babi kan...
da la tu...
nk kate tlg dinner...gi mampos...
kalo design tu cantik x pe gak...
ni design pun cam design bontot lembu...
hello..
bontot lembu lg cantik ok...


aku mmg anti part 1 ni sampai la aku menghela nafas...
da la bodo..sial..pu*i...sume la word mencarut kat ats muke bumi ni aku anugerah an kpd part1 intake januari 2009...

da la tu...
ditambah pule dgn bengang nye aku terhadap seorang mamat ni...
eh...wait2...i mean minah...no...mamat2...eh2..jap2...minah la i think...eh mamat ke..ape2 je la..
ni lg sorang...
aku mmg anti kalo org tau ckp x reti nk wat...
hello setakat nk arh2...wei makcik sedare nenek aku bole...
engkau bile time2 camni mule la nk nyibuk2 kan...
mmg aku sakit ati la...


da la tu td ade segelintir umat mencari pasal dgn aku...



da la ...
sketch up aku x siap lg...
baek aku siap kan dulu...

lenkali aku nk carut2 lg...
babai kwn2...
fuck off part 1..
dan engkau babi utan..
ditambah dgn setan2...

Thursday, April 2, 2009

schmuck is me...

its like i have no sleep like 3 days but i think more...perhaps..
anyway...
gile stuck...
i donno y i cant finish even a lay out plan...i mean 'a' layout plan...
its not like i havent dont any yet...but i still not satisfied with my idea..
even 'an' idea...

im not going to say bout wut happened 2 me in my class since this 2 weeks..
only me, myself, my adek beradek(hihi) n lectures only know..
its like i want to drop this course n just take OM..
its not like om is simple but then dis ID thing is to big 4 me to handle it..
now im dissapoint with my self...

im tired...
PENAT....
AKU DA X LE GO ON...
if my parents know bout dis 4 sure they want me to just change my course..
but im not that kind of child ok..
my father have sacrifice lots(i mean LOTSSSSSS) of his money just for me...
and dat is one of the reason y im still here...


besides, with all dis dinner thingy...omg...fucking shit...
i donno y dis ui*m is so suck man...
really...
can u imagine just to handle one small dinner u need to settle up like u want to make a dinner for PERDANA MENTERI...
in dis moment i donno y i feel like i have no interest with all dis dinner thingy..
but watever it is i need to support my part event..
so dats y im still done my job and help wut i can..
seriously im not in mood with all dis thingy...



dat it...im done...
im done...
im done...
to tired to handle all dis..
i need space for my life..
pliss...
anyway thanx 4 my kak long, kak ngah, kak lang, bang tih, kak de, kak cik, ngan bi..
u all are another reason y im still here...


if u r me...u will know how hard life will b..
*hope bi x tuka kos...hihi..if u do so...i will lost one part of my strengthness to stay here...='(...


k la...babai...
now im already in mood to cry...haha...

Thursday, March 26, 2009

RAHMAT belanja kami..

gara2 finas rahmat sanggup mengorbankan duetnye utk cornetto(actually drumstick)..

haha...
time kaseh...
haha...
finas u did great...
hidup ranting....

Thursday, March 19, 2009

ranting or kenduri kawen

hemmm
susah betol nk pilih...
tp lastly aku pilih utk gi 2 2...
haha
settle..
just aku dtg lambat ckitla ranting tu..


hihi
so kpd 8tians jgn amek gamba lebey2 ok...
no 2 xde x lengkap..
haha

kpd 2 lg makhluk allah dlm bilik aku tu jg diri ye...
haha
lawak gile...


hihi...



hemm...tu je la...


aku nk sambung gosok bj jap...
hihi
bubui

Friday, March 13, 2009

problem get worse...thanks to doughnut....

hemmm...
ni la die...
bile da duduk dlm satu society mcm2 masalh timbul...
haishh...



aku x nk la ckp ape2 pasal masalah budak id ni...
kang x pasal2 lak aku di 'island' kan...
so better la aku citer pasal donut...


PERHATIAN KPD SUME PELAJAR UITM PERAK...

donut kat koperasi dahlia sgt sdp...
msk ni aku da telan 4 ketul...


gile sedap dan lembut...
sirius wei...aku x tipu...
80 sen je...
tp sedap...


so aku cdg kan beli la...
sirius...sedap gile...

bukan mcm mkanan kat ade satu dm tu...
selagi ikan2 x kene sambar ngan petir, selagi tu la die x masak ikan tu...
haish...
x makan rugi lak duet kat dm...
mkn kang rugi lak masa kat jamban...
haishh...
pilih la sendiri...
pilihan di tgn anda...

*sumbody who can find me deli france plis....aku da sangap gile nk mkn...
huhu...


k la...
bubui....

Sunday, March 8, 2009

only human...

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 10 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!


IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
shape of my heart-bsb

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
when u look me in ur eyes-jonas brother
(o yeah...tpt skali...)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
sampai menutup mata-acha
(hihi...)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
a beautiful mess
(tpt skali....haha)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
running-david archuletta
(yeah...im always need 2 run as my assignment was like hell...)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
toxic-britney spears
(wakaka)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
angels-david archuletta
(haha...vomit...tp aku rase betol gak)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
im the lucky one-anuar zain
(yeahh...as i am da only boy n im the manja one...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
setanggi syurga-inteam
(allahuakbar...)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
gelora asmara-siti nurhaliza
(gile...haha)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
barriers-david archuletta
(i didnt mean it...truely)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
dont let go-david archuletta
(betol2...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
berbunga realiti-sharifah zarina
(aku nk tanam bunga...haha)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
hikmah-netta kd danii
(amek pengajaran dr ape yg kite lihat...)

WHAT WILL/DID YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
blur-britney spears
(sama ade tango atau pun salsa...still blur)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
i still believe-mariah carey
(no im already dead...so jgn masih mempercayai yg aku akn hidop balik..wakaka)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
lace n leather-britney spears
(haha....antara 2 tu la)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
i want it all-lucas n ashley tisdale
(bukan sume nye aku takut ok...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
cry-rihanna
(haha...cane tau nih...ni yg aku mls nk wat mende camni...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
high school musical-high school musical
(haha...all i want is to be in east high school)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIEND?
joget menanti kasih-siti nurhaliza
(masing2 gile n still mencari pasangan hidup yg pasti...nk2 finas...masih dlm dilema)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
live high-jason mraz
(actually dat da best thing)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
lovebug-jonas brother
(haha)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
sorry-jonas brother
(haha..)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
my baby-britney spears
(lawak sial wat mende ni....cam tau2 je...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
im yours-jason mraz
(no actually...)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
just dance-lady gaga
(haha...so im not going to married la...just suke2 je la kan...)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
i want u back-nsync
(sti cam takut nk mulekan balik...)

DOES ANYONE LIKE U?
hanya milikmu-anuar zain
(walau sebanyak mane yg menyukai ku...aku hanya milik mu...haha...gile romantik...)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
nur kasih-inteam
(haha...tidak)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
im sorry goodbye-kris dayanti
(which mean at dis moment aku x de mende yg menyakitkan aku)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
only human-jason mraz
(haha....betol2...)


so i want...
cik puyuh
cik siput sedut
cik sesumpah
cik fizan...(finas jgn glak ok...)
cik panda
cik anua

to done dis


n thanx 2 adli coz aku amek ni dr fb die...hihi

Saturday, March 7, 2009

fuck gate......oopppssssss.............

officially im home...
emotionally im in penang...
practically im in ou...
accidentally im in cinema..
whatever it is...im not in uitm...
wakaka...



so tomorrow im going to cinema again n again...
im going to watch the legend of chun li...
anyway i am one the 'kipas susah mati' street fighter okay...


anyway aku dgn rasminye menyatakan bahawa ade seorang 'fuck gate' tlh menyaman aku..
dgn alasan aku tidak mempamerkan kad pelajar...
hey wut the fuck with u fucker bitch damn ass hole...
aku x de la bongok sgt kan sampai nk kua gate pun x pakai kad...
bodola...
aku pamer ok...
bezanye aku pegang x gantung...
bodo punye org tue...
ckp la ko nk mkn duet bapak aku...
tu yg ko saman...
aku mmg x redha ko sampai mati...
dalam kubur esok ko jwb la...
ko tgk la...
ko tu da la da nk mampos...
aku mmg bengang...
ok fine la ...
salah aku x 'gantung' kad pelajar...
hoi babi...dlm list saman tu die kate kene pamer...
so wut aku da pamer...
x de lak die tulis wajib gantung bodo...
engkau kalo ye pun nk tahan aku...
ble x ckp elok ckit...
kuang aja sgt ape hal...
ko ingat besa sgt la title 'fuck gate' ko tu...
hoi...aku tau la ko x sempat nk belajar kan...
tu pasal jd fuck gate...
kalo ko rase dengki ngan student pe kate ko continue belajar....
opss...lupe ...spm pun failed...
dah2...amek fom 1 balik ok...
sedeh aku ngan ko...
ape la naseb anak2 ko...



aku mls la nk tambah dose kat cni...
tp itu la...
aku mmg x suke kene tahan kalo aku x wat salah...
aku doa kan ko cpt2 la menghembuskan nafas...
at least x de la tambah dose kan...



dah... aku mls nk ckp psl dis fuck gate...



yg aku tau...
aku mmg anti ko sampai aku kua uitm...




dah2...
mls aku nk ubah mood aku yg ngah epi kat umah...
anyway..
cinema tunggu aku da...
hihi

k la ...
babai..

Thursday, February 26, 2009

selesai jua segalanye.....

yuhuuuu...
ari submision tlh berlalu...
oo yea......
gile ah...
aku x tido dua mlm...
betape nye aku ingin mengatekan bahawa hidup di sekolah berasrama penuh integrasi temerloh lebeh baek dr menjadi pelajar u ini...
at least kalo kat skola ble la TIRU2 org...(time kaseh kpd sahabat setiru ku...adli,nua,shakey,jeni,fibo,akip....)
kat sini mane ble...
huhu...


kat sini kalo tiru...abes la...
mau letus perang dunia ketige...
huhuhu....


da lat tu...
aku x sempat siap gak...seb bek la die tunde 2 jam...so sempat la aku mentouch up...
hihi...amyway aku berjaye dgn jayenye...
skali lg tanpa sebarang contengan di design ku..
uuuuuu


arini jugak aku rase spt ingin menampar pelajar yg berade di sebelah ku pd saat ini...
spe ntah die...
nk tampar je rase...
huhuhu...


aku nk jumpe sume imtiazian...
miss gile kot...
ni mule nk nyanyi lagu airmate sang perantau ni...huhu


ok la...disebabkan lect da msk klas so aku kene la stop...

k la...buhbye...

Saturday, February 21, 2009

attention

kpd sume yg ingin terlibat dlm bidang interior archy...
anda diminte berfikir dgn lebih mendalam sebelum mengikutinye...



pesanan iklas dr sy...


sekian terime kasehh

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

mekerepek....

haha...
dgn bangganye aku menyatekan bahawa...
aku x siap lg assignment esok...
haha...


sume nye gara2 counter strike(sume slah abg ngan kechique)



anyway bukan sbb tu je...
aku mmg mls pun nk wat...
heisshh...
x tau la ape nk jd...
juni haiqal...kamu perlu berubah demi mase dpn bangsa dan agama...
huhu...


td kan aku telah menjatuhkan diriku di tangga bidara...
sakit wooo....
mujur la x de org...
walaupun aku ade dgr hilai tawa kanak2 nakal...(babi lah kpd sesiapa yg tertawa itu)
lalu ku pulang kebilik dgn nada keciwa...
huhu...


masuk ni...aku da 7 kali jatuh dlm uitm ni...
aku rase kan...
uitm perak ni x suke aku la..
mcm aku heran...
ko ingat aku suke sgt ko...
moh la gaduh...
bajet best tol...




lg satu kan...
aku bengang tol la...
ngape la couple2 kat uitm ni suke sgt lpk kat uptown ngan downtown...
die tau x yg aku ni pantang tgk bercouple....
haishhh...
sesungguhnye barang siapa yg tidak mempunyai sebarang ikatan yg sah bla bla bla bla
(juni haiqal dont speak if u r part of them)...hihihi
anyway aku x de la nk melepak kat situ kan...
hihihi



tu je la utk arini..


k la...
buhbye...