u r CURSED!!!!!

kwn2..

arini ari ape..ye tpt skali..
arini ari senin
maknenye ade lg empat ari..



UITM PERAK HERE I COME


*walaupun ko x bg aku kolej..
ko akn menyesal..
ur CURSED!!!!
muahaha..



dont tell anyone..dis is a secret
uitm perak x kan mengandung selama 700 tahun!!!
muahaha
dan turut akn mengalami selulit...
muahaha..

7 things i hate bout u>>

kwn2..
mari kita lihat apekah kelebihan berada di sem 3 serta kekurangannye..


advantages
1.anda semakin hampir dgn graduate.
2.anda sudah semakin matang(wondering sambil merenung ke langit jari pegang dagu)
3.anda x perlu lagi bersusah2 menghadiri perjumpaan dgn senior..heheh(setuju kwn2...)
4.anda sudah bole membelasah junior(x baik lo..hakhak)
5.anda lebeh berani menempuh dunia id..
6.anda semakin bole menackle junior..(tidak utk sy..wakaka)
7.anda dpt ke kuala tengganu(hehehe)


disadvantages
1.poket anda semakin kosong
2.anda akan tidur berbantalkan kurecolor+drawing paper+artline
3.semakin kerap anda berjumpa uncle double a
4.ANDA X DPT KOLEJ(IAITU SAYE)
5.anda x bole bw kete
6.anda x bole nk lepk downtown hari2(same je setiap sem)
7.anda perlu menerima kritikan yg pedas.



sekian!

9 things i love about u..hehehe

enogh bout babi..
now lets focus on..
wut should juni get b4 dis year end..
it is a must ok..
i must get it..
wut eva it takes..


1. DEKAN(MESTi...kalo ade rezki)

2.

ini perlu ye..i mesti mau jugak

3.

i need a new pair la..hihi

4.

ok..dis bvlgari really makes me crazy ok..i need it..

5.

heheh..im so addicted to dis brown leather jacket..abh..pliss...heheh

6.

slhkan mira n fizan ok..they make me addicted to dis dslr camera..4 sure im addicted only to olympus..haha

7.

abah..da lame x beli game baru..hehe..bole ke?

8.

heheh..abah ni last la..kalo ble beli la..kalo xle pun usaha la yek..

9.

ok..dis one perlu la jugak..kan i da kene dok lua..babi..but its ok if i got dis honda city..



ni je..hope i can make it la..
doakan i ok..
i nk jugak...

abah..nnt org belanja abah super ring..ok?
hihi

bai!!!

BABI ITU SGT BABI

kebabian melampau...
kepalatan terlampau..

kenape?
ye sng je..
kerana i x dpt kolej..
gile babi kan..


mari kite wat sedikit experimen

bhn2
1.muhammad juni haikal
2.budak id
3.uitm
4.xtiviti fuck off yg membuang mase
5.kad xtiviti fucking shit


inference
Juni x dpt kolej kerana beliau x aktif dlm xtiviti fuck off yg membuang masa

hypothesis
1. Semakin banyak xtiviti yg diikuti juni smakin tinggi peluang utk mendapat kolej
2. semakin banyak xtiviti yg diikuti juni semakin banyak assingment id x siap

variable
1. dimalarkan: kedudukan uitm
2. dimanipulasikan: jumlah xtiviti yg dilakukan
3. bergerakbls: dpt kolej or failed xm

conclusion
1.universitiku tidak menghiraukan fokus utama iaitu pelajaran as long as anda banyak xtiviti bodo so anda dpt kolej
2.sem dpn aku tidak perlu beljar hanya perlu mengambil sticker fuck off utk ditampal diatas kad fucking shit so aku dpt kolej
3.aku gagal dlm peljaran hanya kerana aku nk dpt sticker..


GILE BODO KAN....BANGKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Bangang

bangang!!!

calon2

ok..

senarai gadis yg pernah mengetuk pintu hati ini


1.acha septriasa
2.kiera knightley
3.siti nurhaliza
4.liyana jasmay
5.scha
6.nabila huda
7.britney spears
8.luna maya
9.kareena kapoor
10.rita rudaini

antara semua yg masih bole ku tekel dgn usaha yg gigih adalah:

1.acha septriasa
2.liyana jasmay
3.scha


kwn2 ayuh beri pendapat bagaimana caranye utk ku mendapatkan mereke...
i sirius ok
see my straight face

=I


i da x thn hidup membujang lg nih..
wakaka

H1N1..gile bahaye penyakit nih..

hai..
kite kembali lg..
yeahh..
"woi mangkok sjk bile ko aktip berblog nih..kalo dulu maula sebulan br ko nk update"

haaa...
rahsia nye pati prune brands laa..
hoho

bukan ape..
banyak sgt miss call i dpt suh i update..
bukan ape..
i lately buzy ok..

ok..
mungkim tuan2 tertanye..kenape tajuk post sy sebelum ni minyak masak
apekah kaitannye..
ye..kaitan nye adelah..
sewaktu ku sdg mencari minya urut ni la aku terjatuh ditangga menyebabkan gigi ku pecah..
selesai..


heh..
ok..
seterusnye..
mari kite berbicara ttg fesyen
"woi ko pahal nih"

yeah...
sebenanye sedari pg td sewaktu ku berjalan2 di taman bunga..
ku dpt remaja kini berpakaian sgt buruk..
sirius..
ok fine..
korang nk pakai skarf kat leher tu pastu korang add on kan dgn seluar hoppers yg besar kat bwh tu ditambah pula baju berwarne kuning yg obviously berlawanan dgn warne skaf tersebut iaitu pink..
sudah la jeans kamu itu hijau kebiru biruan..
*dpt gambaran?

sirius buruk..
ok let me help u..
diharap anda bace ye blog sy..

tidak slh pemakaian skarf itu karna ianye seperti trend kini..
ok..
pe kate u all padankan skinny putih add on bj hitam or biru glp or sumthin like maroon n after dat put a skarf with any color but the best kotak2 hitam putih..

n there u go..trendy,stylish n attractive..

dont u ever try to wear those trouble fashion in front of me anymore..


ok..
get it..

just want to let u know..
if u guys(especially guy..ok girls also) having trouble in fashion..jgn segan silu tanye sy ye..


hehe..
ok enough bout that guy n fashion..

let us talk bout how can u handle keadaan yg sgt membosankan..

disini sedikit pendapat dr sy ye..
1. cube pergi ke dapur dan buka peti ais..(4 a second u will feel so happy)
2. get an astro controller n try to change the batteries..(it is fun ok)
3. switch off ur phone 4 an hour..(during dat period u will never feel comfort..dat automatically reduce ur boringness..
4. open the door than close it back..(at least u will see a different side or ur house which means when u close u r in ur house when u open it u can see outside ur house..doesnt it great)
5. buy a cloth n make sure it is suck(yeaahh..u will feel angry dat for sure not a bored feel right..)
6. on9 ur myspace dan off9 it back(it is good 4 sumbody who always dont have any comment approval)
last but not least...
try to find a cure for influenza H1N1..(seriously ull never feel bored)

believe me..
ive done it..

see, im not bored..


dats all..full stop

buhbye..

*seriously im bored like hell..

minyak urut

enough bout result..
let us talk bout almari or pintu or wat so eva la..
as long as it is not bout xm..
deal?
"Deal!!!!"

yeah...dats good..
ok..almari kat umah aku ni ade la dlm 8 ke 9 buah..
pastu pintu pun ade la dlm...hemm..jap nk g kire jap..
*berlari kesekeliling umah utk mengire



fuhh...penat...
ade la dlm 12..



"woi mangkok, aku ingat ko men2 pasal almari ngan pintu tuh.."
pahal lak men2..muke aku cam men2 ke
*muke stone sambil mulut muncung
ha....xde kan..aku sirius la
"woi ko kalo nk cite pasal sume ni baek ko delete balik post ni"
ok...
*sedang mendelete(gile bodo yg nih)


haha..ok2..
"juni b sirius"...dengus kate hati ku..

baik


ok kwn2..
cube kwn2 teke sy sdg melakukan ape..
"bace buku"
tidak(sambil jari telunjukku bergerak ke kiri kanan)
"masak maggi"
hemmm...hampir ke situ..

ok2
enough..
jawapannye..
sedang menonton Segah di Nusantara(gile dekatkan ngan wat maggi)
ha..pade sape yg x tau...sila tanye adek2 anda yg berusia darjah 6 ke bawah
apa?tiada adek...sila tanye jiran sebelah punye anak..n make sure ade astro..sbb ni kat astro ceria..


"woi mangkok, ko nk ckp ape sebenarnye.."
lek la bro/beb/brader/guys....

sebenarnye sy ingin menungkilkan(sila cek dlm kamus dewan bahse jika x tau) satu madah bicara tentang gigi ku..
hoho..sedeh kan..
apekah perasaan anda jika gigi dpn anda pecah..
gile horrible kan..
so now sy berade dlm keadaan nih..
gile sedehkan
nk senyum(daaa...senyuman u plg manis penah i tgk) pun payah..
patutla akk kat mph semalam tanye i nape i bad mood..
haha
untuk megelak menjawabnye..
ku berlari keluar dr mph sambil ku pasang lg kembang perawan di hp kuh..
gile cam drama kan..
akak mph itu begitu hairan lalu cube mengejar ku namun sudah telat(maksodnye telewat ye adiza)
"woi mangkok, ko pasal nih"
ok2

back 2 the topic..
gigi dpn i pecah..
gile buruk kan..
so i pun ape lg...
jumpe bapak ku..memintanye membawaku ke klinik gigi darshan..
bapak ku seakan sengaje melewat2 kan temujanji ku bersame doktor darshan(sila bayar wang promosi ok0
katenye..ku kelihatan cute tanpa gigi dpn..
lalu ku menjawab.."cute kepala hotak"
bpk ku lalu tertawa berdekah2..

apepun..ptg td..aku tlh pergi membaikinye..
tidak ku sangke hanye membaiki serpihan ini memakan sejumlah wang yg besar..
gile kan klinik gigi skang..
ade ke patut aku kene 2 rat..
woi kalo klinik kerajaan br 10 ringgit beb..
"woi mangkok, ko tu bukan nk gi klinik kerajaan, demand nk lebey"

ops..


anyway my gigi sudah cantik berseri,
azam di hatiku ingin bertemu semula akk mph itu sambil membuka lg cinta dtg lg..
piwiiiitt


ok..
sampai disini sahaja coretan hatikuh..
kite berjumpe lg dilaen hari..
sampai kan slm syg kpd ibu bapa anda ya teman2..
hihi.


k la..
buhbye..
ha..sebut betol2 ye..
buhbye..


*nyatakan kaitan tajuk ngan post kali nih..

u will have it one day..

haha
haha
haha

gelak la woi..
aku penat glak sensorang nih

haha
haha

'woi pasal ko gelak'
suke ati aku la..ko pasal
'ni sti sbb ko dekan kan'
mangkok ayun jamban berkarah periuk belange tongkang najis belakang umah mak sedare ko aku dekan..


actually yes iam..
'juni sudah la..jgn berangan'


ok2..
let me tell the truth..
yess
im not one of the dekan thing but2...
im still me..
dekan doesnt make any meaning if im still not prepared 4 it..
'bla..cube kalo makhluk ni dekan, kompem post ni sume urup besar'

woi..ko pasal x puas ati ngan aku..
*actually he is benar
im planning so..haha..but..nvm la
take this as my advise ok kwn2
"Allah will not give u wut u want just bcoz u want it, but he give u wat u deserve get n wut the best 4 u, coz never ever He doing somethin without purpose kan"

so just enjoy dis moment..
nothing much la..
just dont forget to solat je..
doesnt mean u solat u will get d.l forever but solat will lead u to it..
believe me..
the time is still not 4 u..

wutever happened just dont 4get to thanks god..
He knows wut the best 4 u guys..


*wait, i still not tell u my pointer is it..

haha..
4get it la..
doesnt mean u get d.l, 3 pointer n above, 2 pointer n above even below 2 pun..
u still have the chances to change it..
dis is part of our life..sometime kite dpt ape yg kite nk n sumtime x dpt..
itu mmg lumrah..
just have fun ok..
life is too short to feel regret of only 'a' thing..but it is too long too fill it with happiness..
*god bless me..


anyway anyhow,
remember this..jgn menyesal wut u get, just try to think 4 the future..


sincerely,
muhammad juni haikal bin adnan
id is my destiny n always be...

sumthin dat nothin

kembali dgn mate sdg mengenyit(hey wut type of word is dis mangkuk?)

anyway..
i donno wut to say la(tipuuuu!!!)
haha...
actually lots...
hemm
kite mulekan dgn yg 1...
bulan ini sy jimat kredit(i mean sangat!!!)
donno pulak yg kedit rm 10 ble tahan a week!!wow!!!.
u did great..wakaka
i think u know y kan..
haha..


yg 2..
i fall in luv wif sumbody..
every time i see her eyes..uuu...horny..wakaka
actually her name is miley..
haha
cam org puteh kan..
haha...actually mmg la...
name penuh die miley binti cyrus...
hihi..
sirius..haha..


yg 3..
my dad buy a new car(i mean jeap..or wutever la it called.)
yg pasti my mom luv it(NO!!!!...she dont like at the first place)
haha..
but anyway last2 suke gak..
mane x suke nye..
dis jeap open air..
ble la cik jah ngan cik nan(my parent) berdua-duaan di tepian pantai...
soooooooo romantix...eiwwwwwww

yg 4..
i want to buy more skinny...
huhu


yg 5..
sy ingin melancarkan satu produk minyak wangi sendiri(booo...!!!!)
kompem x dpt ni..


yg 6..
konpius la...
ape yg aku ngarut kat cni...


enough juni..
u better pikir dulu sebelum tulis..

ok2, sy akn berpikir...
huhu


i think nex time post akn lebey menjamin mase dpn yg gemilang..
hoho


buhbye...

jap2...korang tau ke cane nk sebut buhbye,...
camni.."buhbye"
bukan..

cani..."buhbye"

dpt x..
sebut betol2 ye...
"buhbye"

dolu-DOLU..hihi

haha..tibe aku jumpe lak gamba dolu2..
hihi...
ni la die...
hehe..










aku penah kecik rupenye..hoho..

buhbye...