u r CURSED!!!!!

kwn2..

arini ari ape..ye tpt skali..
arini ari senin
maknenye ade lg empat ari..



UITM PERAK HERE I COME


*walaupun ko x bg aku kolej..
ko akn menyesal..
ur CURSED!!!!
muahaha..



dont tell anyone..dis is a secret
uitm perak x kan mengandung selama 700 tahun!!!
muahaha
dan turut akn mengalami selulit...
muahaha..

7 things i hate bout u>>

kwn2..
mari kita lihat apekah kelebihan berada di sem 3 serta kekurangannye..


advantages
1.anda semakin hampir dgn graduate.
2.anda sudah semakin matang(wondering sambil merenung ke langit jari pegang dagu)
3.anda x perlu lagi bersusah2 menghadiri perjumpaan dgn senior..heheh(setuju kwn2...)
4.anda sudah bole membelasah junior(x baik lo..hakhak)
5.anda lebeh berani menempuh dunia id..
6.anda semakin bole menackle junior..(tidak utk sy..wakaka)
7.anda dpt ke kuala tengganu(hehehe)


disadvantages
1.poket anda semakin kosong
2.anda akan tidur berbantalkan kurecolor+drawing paper+artline
3.semakin kerap anda berjumpa uncle double a
4.ANDA X DPT KOLEJ(IAITU SAYE)
5.anda x bole bw kete
6.anda x bole nk lepk downtown hari2(same je setiap sem)
7.anda perlu menerima kritikan yg pedas.



sekian!

9 things i love about u..hehehe

enogh bout babi..
now lets focus on..
wut should juni get b4 dis year end..
it is a must ok..
i must get it..
wut eva it takes..


1. DEKAN(MESTi...kalo ade rezki)

2.

ini perlu ye..i mesti mau jugak

3.

i need a new pair la..hihi

4.

ok..dis bvlgari really makes me crazy ok..i need it..

5.

heheh..im so addicted to dis brown leather jacket..abh..pliss...heheh

6.

slhkan mira n fizan ok..they make me addicted to dis dslr camera..4 sure im addicted only to olympus..haha

7.

abah..da lame x beli game baru..hehe..bole ke?

8.

heheh..abah ni last la..kalo ble beli la..kalo xle pun usaha la yek..

9.

ok..dis one perlu la jugak..kan i da kene dok lua..babi..but its ok if i got dis honda city..



ni je..hope i can make it la..
doakan i ok..
i nk jugak...

abah..nnt org belanja abah super ring..ok?
hihi

bai!!!

BABI ITU SGT BABI

kebabian melampau...
kepalatan terlampau..

kenape?
ye sng je..
kerana i x dpt kolej..
gile babi kan..


mari kite wat sedikit experimen

bhn2
1.muhammad juni haikal
2.budak id
3.uitm
4.xtiviti fuck off yg membuang mase
5.kad xtiviti fucking shit


inference
Juni x dpt kolej kerana beliau x aktif dlm xtiviti fuck off yg membuang masa

hypothesis
1. Semakin banyak xtiviti yg diikuti juni smakin tinggi peluang utk mendapat kolej
2. semakin banyak xtiviti yg diikuti juni semakin banyak assingment id x siap

variable
1. dimalarkan: kedudukan uitm
2. dimanipulasikan: jumlah xtiviti yg dilakukan
3. bergerakbls: dpt kolej or failed xm

conclusion
1.universitiku tidak menghiraukan fokus utama iaitu pelajaran as long as anda banyak xtiviti bodo so anda dpt kolej
2.sem dpn aku tidak perlu beljar hanya perlu mengambil sticker fuck off utk ditampal diatas kad fucking shit so aku dpt kolej
3.aku gagal dlm peljaran hanya kerana aku nk dpt sticker..


GILE BODO KAN....BANGKAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Bangang

bangang!!!

calon2

ok..

senarai gadis yg pernah mengetuk pintu hati ini


1.acha septriasa
2.kiera knightley
3.siti nurhaliza
4.liyana jasmay
5.scha
6.nabila huda
7.britney spears
8.luna maya
9.kareena kapoor
10.rita rudaini

antara semua yg masih bole ku tekel dgn usaha yg gigih adalah:

1.acha septriasa
2.liyana jasmay
3.scha


kwn2 ayuh beri pendapat bagaimana caranye utk ku mendapatkan mereke...
i sirius ok
see my straight face

=I


i da x thn hidup membujang lg nih..
wakaka

H1N1..gile bahaye penyakit nih..

hai..
kite kembali lg..
yeahh..
"woi mangkok sjk bile ko aktip berblog nih..kalo dulu maula sebulan br ko nk update"

haaa...
rahsia nye pati prune brands laa..
hoho

bukan ape..
banyak sgt miss call i dpt suh i update..
bukan ape..
i lately buzy ok..

ok..
mungkim tuan2 tertanye..kenape tajuk post sy sebelum ni minyak masak
apekah kaitannye..
ye..kaitan nye adelah..
sewaktu ku sdg mencari minya urut ni la aku terjatuh ditangga menyebabkan gigi ku pecah..
selesai..


heh..
ok..
seterusnye..
mari kite berbicara ttg fesyen
"woi ko pahal nih"

yeah...
sebenanye sedari pg td sewaktu ku berjalan2 di taman bunga..
ku dpt remaja kini berpakaian sgt buruk..
sirius..
ok fine..
korang nk pakai skarf kat leher tu pastu korang add on kan dgn seluar hoppers yg besar kat bwh tu ditambah pula baju berwarne kuning yg obviously berlawanan dgn warne skaf tersebut iaitu pink..
sudah la jeans kamu itu hijau kebiru biruan..
*dpt gambaran?

sirius buruk..
ok let me help u..
diharap anda bace ye blog sy..

tidak slh pemakaian skarf itu karna ianye seperti trend kini..
ok..
pe kate u all padankan skinny putih add on bj hitam or biru glp or sumthin like maroon n after dat put a skarf with any color but the best kotak2 hitam putih..

n there u go..trendy,stylish n attractive..

dont u ever try to wear those trouble fashion in front of me anymore..


ok..
get it..

just want to let u know..
if u guys(especially guy..ok girls also) having trouble in fashion..jgn segan silu tanye sy ye..


hehe..
ok enough bout that guy n fashion..

let us talk bout how can u handle keadaan yg sgt membosankan..

disini sedikit pendapat dr sy ye..
1. cube pergi ke dapur dan buka peti ais..(4 a second u will feel so happy)
2. get an astro controller n try to change the batteries..(it is fun ok)
3. switch off ur phone 4 an hour..(during dat period u will never feel comfort..dat automatically reduce ur boringness..
4. open the door than close it back..(at least u will see a different side or ur house which means when u close u r in ur house when u open it u can see outside ur house..doesnt it great)
5. buy a cloth n make sure it is suck(yeaahh..u will feel angry dat for sure not a bored feel right..)
6. on9 ur myspace dan off9 it back(it is good 4 sumbody who always dont have any comment approval)
last but not least...
try to find a cure for influenza H1N1..(seriously ull never feel bored)

believe me..
ive done it..

see, im not bored..


dats all..full stop

buhbye..

*seriously im bored like hell..